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0/4
|
13%
|
Safe Haven (2013) |
"
I hate Safe Haven. It's a terrible thing to do to your Valentine."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Feb 14, 2013
|
|
0/4
|
14%
|
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) |
"
This may be the longest 90 minutes you ever spend in a theater. You've been warned."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jan 25, 2013
|
|
0/4
|
4%
|
A Little Bit Of Heaven (2012) |
—
Rolling Stone
Posted May 5, 2012
|
|
0/4
|
17%
|
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) |
"
One look at the dreadful mess that is Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance will turn your whisper into a primal Cage scream: MAKE THIS MOVIE STOP!"
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Feb 17, 2012
|
|
0/4
|
2%
|
One for the Money (2012) |
"
Everything in One for the Money rings cringingly false."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jan 27, 2012
|
|
0/4
|
6%
|
The Devil Inside (2012) |
"
From the amateur acting, writing and directing to an ending that is shocking only in its stupidity, The Devil Inside will make you puke for all the wrong reasons. "
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jan 13, 2012
|
|
0/4
|
7%
|
New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
Director Garry Marshall follows last year's Valentine's Day with New Year's Eve where an all-star cast lines up to collect paychecks - at our expense! "
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Dec 8, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
3%
|
Jack and Jill (2011) |
"
Jack and Jill is total bust, a stupefyingly unfunny and shamelessly lazy farce packed with cringe-worthy jokes and overt product placement. "
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Nov 10, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
29%
|
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) |
"
The film is in black-and-white so the gore doesn't spray quite as colorfully. But you'll still puke up a storm. "
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Oct 6, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
36%
|
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) |
"
Watching Transformers: Dark of the Moon makes you die a little inside. Is this the future of movies? God help us! Michael Bay, you've done it again."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jun 29, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
Atlas Shrugged: Part I (2011) |
"
Ayn Rand's monumental 1,168-page, 1957 novel gets the low-budget, no-talent treatment and sits there flapping on screen like a bludgeoned seal. "
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Apr 15, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
20%
|
The Tourist (2010) |
"
In a year of craptaculars, The Tourist deserves burial at the bottom of the 2010 dung heap."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Dec 10, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
4%
|
Vampires Suck (2010) |
"
This movie sucks more."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Aug 26, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
20%
|
The Last Song (2010) |
"
So bad it makes The Notebook look like Casablanca."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Apr 1, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
42%
|
Brooklyn's Finest (2010) |
"
Brooklyn's Finest is a cop movie so shallow, dumb, derivative and infuriating that it feels like a parody of bad cop movies."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
8%
|
Crazy on the Outside (2010) |
"
Allen screws up his directing debut with a script that smothers his wit in a blanket of bland."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jan 14, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
"
[An] unwatchable, unbearably unfunny farce in which Sandra Bullock hits the lowest point of her career..."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Sep 4, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
20%
|
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"
Transformers: The Revenge of The Fallen is beyond bad, it carves out its own category of godawfulness."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jun 25, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
19%
|
Obsessed (2009) |
"
I'd call this stenchcloud 'Fatal Attraction meets The Temp,' but that would insult those movies."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Apr 27, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
13%
|
The Informers (2009) |
"
Do some blow. Curse humanity. Convert to nilhilism. Reread American Psycho. But don't for the love of God and cinema see The Informers."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Apr 23, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
10%
|
Bride Wars (2009) |
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jan 9, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"
It's early in the year, but I defy any 2008 comedy to be as stupid, slack and sexless as Fool's Gold. And I'm counting Paris Hilton's appalling The Hottie and the Nottie, which is marginally better."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Feb 7, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
16%
|
Untraceable (2008) |
"
Talk about your pious frauds. I've got a better way to show your disgust for Internet scum: Don't see Untraceable. "
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jan 23, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
93%
|
Scratch (2002) |
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Aug 14, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
95%
|
Don't Look Now (1973) |
"
That dwarf in a red raincoat will fry your nerves."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Aug 14, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
——
|
Stepping Razor Red X, The Peter Tosh Story (1994) |
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Aug 14, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
12%
|
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) |
"
Attention sadists: Demand more from your gorefests than this pro forma return to the well. Has mass murder ever been this dull?"
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Oct 18, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
63%
|
Jackass: Number Two (2006) |
"
The new dose of Jackass is way dumber, grosser and gayer (there are more things shoved up male butts than a cowboy could dream of up on Brokeback Mountain, and the guys even sing a homo anthem from La Cage aux folles)."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Sep 21, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
26%
|
John Tucker Must Die (2006) |
"
... a timid, screamingly unfunny rip-off of Heathers ..."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jul 28, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
7%
|
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) |
"
The laughs to be had in this deliciously awful sequel are all unintentional. A bummer for film buffs, but a ball for fans of the misbegotten."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Mar 30, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
13%
|
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) |
"
There's a stink coming off the big-screen Dukes of Hazzard that even fans of the TV series (1979 to 1985) won't be able to shake out of their nostrils."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Aug 5, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
24%
|
Masked And Anonymous (2003) |
"
Dylan just stares in mute incomprehension. I know the feeling."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jul 31, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
23%
|
Bad Boys II (2003) |
"
The cinematic equivalent of toxic waste."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jul 17, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
5%
|
Swept Away (2002) |
"
No yacht was harmed during shooting. It's the movie that's the shipwreck."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Oct 10, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
14%
|
Swimfan (2002) |
"
It would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck, preferably a semi."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Sep 6, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
82%
|
Barbershop (2002) |
"
Final verdict: You've seen it all before."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Sep 6, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
7%
|
Dragonfly (2002) |
"
Shadyac, who belongs with the damned for perpetrating Patch Adams, trots out every ghost trick from The Sixth Sense to The Mothman Prophecies."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Feb 14, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
7%
|
Lost Souls (2000) |
"
With the original Exorcist back at the multiplex, you don't need this pale copy."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted May 8, 2001
|
|
0.5/5
|
22%
|
Mr. Deeds (2002) |
"
It's not just that the movie itself is wicked awful, it's that Mr. Deeds brings out the worst in Adam Sandler."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jul 1, 2002
|
|
0.5/5
|
18%
|
National Lampoon's Van Wilder (Party Liaison) (2002) |
"
[A] painfully flat gross-out comedy ..."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Mar 15, 2002
|
|
0.5/5
|
23%
|
John Q (2002) |
"
An exploitative mess trying to pass as social activism."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Feb 14, 2002
|
|
0.5/5
|
18%
|
Collateral Damage (2002) |
"
Abort! Abort! It's that time of year when Hollywood releases movies it should never have made in the first place."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Feb 3, 2002
|
|
0.5/5
|
3%
|
Rollerball (2002) |
"
Say this for the soundtrack, it drowns out the lousy dialogue."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Feb 3, 2002
|
|
0.5/5
|
10%
|
Slackers (2002) |
"
You may want to toss a gooey wad of something at the screen."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jan 18, 2002
|
|
0.5/5
|
56%
|
The Shipping News (2001) |
"
Some novels need to be left alone. Hear that, Hollywood?"
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jan 8, 2002
|
|
0.5/5
|
38%
|
Hardball (2001) |
"
A smarmy proposition passing itself off as family fun in the style of The Bad News Bears."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Sep 18, 2001
|
|
0.5/5
|
52%
|
American Pie 2 (2001) |
"
A slipshod sequel that looks tossed together over a weekend by people who couldn't care less."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Aug 27, 2001
|
|
0.5/5
|
7%
|
Summer Catch (2001) |
"
Stars Freddie Prinze Jr. (strike one), features more male virgins trying to lose it (strike two) and disses the legendary baseball league in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, by filming this mess in North Carolina (strike three)."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Aug 27, 2001
|
|
0.5/5
|
30%
|
The Animal (2001) |
"
Certainly reeks like something produced from a squatting position."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jun 12, 2001
|
|
0.5/5
|
24%
|
Antitrust (2001) |
"
There's not an original note in Howard Franklin's screenplay or Peter Howitt's direction."
—
Rolling Stone
Posted Jun 4, 2001
|
78%
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