|
1/5
|
7%
|
New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
The stories and filmmaking overdose on ill-conceived schmaltz."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Dec 8, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
It's aggressively awful, and manages to push its worst gags so numbingly off the scale that we're left slack-jawed in disbelief"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Apr 4, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Dance Flick (2009) |
"
This pastiche never manages to find an actual joke. We're left with a painfully convoluted non-plot trying to link together a series of lead-ins to never-realised punchlines."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Aug 20, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
2%
|
Disaster Movie (2008) |
"
Irrelevant, never-funny references to everything from Juno to American Gladiators"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Sep 5, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Bratz: The Movie (2007) |
"
The filmmakers have gone below the lowest common denominator, aiming a teenage story at 8-year-old girls. It's clunky, condescending and insulting."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Aug 2, 2007
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|
1/5
|
0%
|
The All Together (2007) |
"
A deeply unfunny comedy that hinges on ill-conceived plot points that all involve transport problems or bodily functions."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted May 5, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Waist Deep (2006) |
"
The cast just about escapes with its dignity after this derivative, predictable urban thriller."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Oct 28, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Yours, Mine & Ours (2005) |
"
This Cheaper-by-the-Dozening of the 1968 comedy is astoundingly unfunny."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Feb 23, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
64%
|
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) |
"
staggeringly, unmissably bad"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Aug 26, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
The Honeymooners (2005) |
"
Alas, there's not a hint of creativity or wit here."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Aug 26, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Son of the Mask (2005) |
"
The film starts promisingly ... but our laughter stops the moment the special effects kick in."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Feb 10, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Who's That Girl? (2003) |
"
just awful"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Feb 7, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
The Shadow (1994) |
"
chaotic and dull"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Nov 30, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Surviving Christmas (2004) |
"
The premise has potential, as does the casting, but the script is so mind-numbingly lazy that it insults its audience at every turn."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Nov 7, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
White Chicks (2004) |
"
The Wayans brothers are gifted actors-filmmakers, so why is it that they continually make lazy, unchallenging movies?"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Oct 19, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Salsa (1988) |
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted May 1, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
The Sex Lives of the Potato Men () |
"
Neither sexy nor funny."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Mar 24, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Judge Dredd (1995) |
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Feb 26, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
Ishtar (1987) |
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Feb 13, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Blame It On Rio (1984) |
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Nov 15, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
48%
|
Weekend at Bernie's (1989) |
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Nov 1, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
17%
|
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) |
"
The more you think about the film, the more it falls to pieces. It's riddled with logistical and continuity errors that keep the audience continually uttering 'Huh?'"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Aug 19, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Gigli (2003) |
"
It's seriously terrible, and it'll teach everyone involved to read the script before they agree to make a film."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Aug 19, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
National Security (2003) |
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Feb 27, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
The Pornographer (2001) |
"
Only fans of the most pretentious, dull French cinema will even remotely like this film."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 24, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Boat Trip (2003) |
"
This abysmally unfunny 'romp' is so forced and strained that it's painful to watch."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 8, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
1%
|
The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"
I have to sit through it; it's my job. You don't."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Dec 5, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Boat Trip (2003) |
"
So forced and strained that it's painful to watch."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Oct 3, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
D-Tox (Eye See You) (2002) |
"
After seeing this, I can understand why it has been gathering dust on a shelf somewhere for the past two years."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Jun 20, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Resident Evil (2002) |
"
Loud, grisly, action-packed and profoundly un-scary."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted May 2, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
3%
|
Rollerball (2002) |
"
How this otherwise talented crew managed to make a film that feels this amateurishly low-budget is anyone's guess."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Mar 31, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
47%
|
The Princess Diaries (2001) |
"
The film is so carelessly made that every surprise in the story is given away very early on--we know from the beginning exactly what will happen, and scenes are so badly staged that any comic or dramatic potential is lost."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Mar 14, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Scary Movie 2 (2001) |
"
It's just terrible, with long stretches in which the sea of writers don't even try to insert any humour, followed by an attempted joke that doesn't work on any level."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Jan 27, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Pokemon the First Movie - Mewtwo vs. Mew (1999) |
"
Would it have been too much to ask for just a tiny bit of interest for the grown-ups?"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Dec 10, 2001
|
|
|
69%
|
Hollywoodland (2006) |
"
We want to understand Reeves and his life; corny sentiment around his death feels awkward and unnecessary."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Sep 21, 2006
|
|
|
33%
|
Windtalkers (2002) |
"
Woo simply seems lost in all the emotional claptrap, war movie cliches, cornball dialog and mumbo jumbo about bravery and patriotism."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Jun 10, 2002
|
|
|
7%
|
Glitter (2001) |
"
It's so badly botched that it's entertaining ... for all the wrong reasons."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Mar 14, 2002
|
|
1.5/5
|
28%
|
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) |
"
By ignoring everything that made 2009's G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra a hugely entertaining guilty pleasure, the all-new writers and director of this sequel have made one of the most abrasively annoying action movies in recent memory. "
—
Contactmusic.com
Posted Mar 29, 2013
|
|
1.5/5
|
0%
|
Run For Your Wife () |
"
British farces work on stage, but usually feel agonisingly stupid on screen. And this is a worst-case scenario, as playwright Cooney adapts his classic 1983 farce without even the slightest adjustment for the cinema."
—
Contactmusic.com
Posted Feb 15, 2013
|
|
1.5/5
|
26%
|
Fun Size (2012) |
"
You know you're in trouble when a madcap comedy is unable to even raise a smile. "
—
Contactmusic.com
Posted Nov 2, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
0%
|
The Knot () |
"
Clearly intent on being a British Hangover/Bridesmaids hybrid, this comedy romp doesn't contain a single laugh. It doesn't help that all of the characters are deeply unlikeable, or that the humour is literally centred in the toilet."
—
Contactmusic.com
Posted Oct 8, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
51%
|
Savages (2012) |
"
Oliver Stone takes a stab at returning to a nastier, more edgy filmmaking style, but simply can't escape his moralising ways"
—
Contactmusic.com
Posted Sep 25, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
51%
|
Savages (2012) |
"
The plot has promise, and the sharp, clever actors make the worst dialog sound almost snappy. But the script is a real problem"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Sep 25, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
0%
|
Mercenaries (2012) |
"
Sadly misguided from the start, this violent war-zone adventure suffers from both a very low budget and a script that seems to have been written by someone who has never been outside Great Britain."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Jan 26, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
0%
|
Reuniting The Rubins (2012) |
"
A contrived script and clunky direction undermine this British film, which veers from silly comedy to harsh drama to dark tragedy."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Oct 20, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
16%
|
Priest (2011) |
"
The po-faced filmmaking and acting only highlights how unoriginal it is, from production design to music to action sequences"
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted May 20, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
23%
|
Sucker Punch (2011) |
"
There are so many layers of fantasy in this eye-catching film that we never see any real humanity."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Mar 31, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
39%
|
Due Date (2010) |
"
This film purports to be a comedy and yet doesn't contain a single genuine laugh. Although there are a few very cheap ones."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Nov 4, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
12%
|
Jonah Hex (2010) |
"
There's the germ of a great idea in this premise, but it's flattened by sledgehammer direction that smashes any possibility out of each scene."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Aug 29, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
|
Megapiranha (2010) |
"
Sadly, the funniest thing about this film is the cast list, because filmmaker Forsberg simply doesn't have a clue how to put them to any use at all. There's so much camp value that it's not even funny. But it's not even remotely funny."
—
Shadows on the Wall
Posted Jul 22, 2010
|
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