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If I Didn't Care (2007)

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Sibling filmmakers Benjamin and Orson Cummings write, produce, and direct this Hitchcock-influenced noir thriller starring Bill Sage as Davis Meyers, a trophy husband who lives in the Hamptons and resorts to infidelity and murder as a means of producing a suitable heir. By the time local investigator Linus (Roy Scheider) catches wind of the scheme, the stage has already been set for tragedy. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Dec 9, 2008

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All Critics (19) | Top Critics (10) | Fresh (7) | Rotten (12)

There actually is much to like in If I Didn't Care, bits and pieces that might have come together in a way that's more satisfying, but instead it just feels haphazardly tossed together.

October 26, 2007 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Comment
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'Hitchcockian' is the less than lilting compliment used to hype this Long Island noir.

September 28, 2007 Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Comment
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The Kingdom is ostensibly set in Saudi Arabia but it's really a fantasy action game about winning the war in Iraq.

September 27, 2007 Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | Comment
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The ending offers a bit of a surprise, but overall events are pretty much telegraphed, but not as fast in transmission. The running time is not much more than an hour, but it seems much, much longer.

September 27, 2007 Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Comment
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...the film is notable for its picturesque Hamptons locations and the brevity of its 75-minute running time.

August 15, 2007 Comment
Hollywood Reporter
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At 80 minutes, this movie is short, but long enough to be boring.

August 3, 2007 Full Review Source: New York Post | Comment
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This noir murder story starts off with wandering aim and gets its sights lined up only slightly.

October 27, 2007 Full Review Source: Cinema Signals | Comment
Cinema Signals

... this snappy little thriller has many virtues but is terribly compromised by some really awful plotting.

October 24, 2007 Comment

While Davis' will is generally apathetic, and its results seemingly accidental, the film reinforces Linus' argument in another, more painfully stereotypical way, when the underclass takes revenge.

August 16, 2007 Full Review Source: PopMatters | Comment
PopMatters

If I Didn't Care doesn't sympathize with its depraved protagonists. Instead, it allows us to rejoice in the guilty pleasure of watching a misguided ship of passion sink.

August 8, 2007 Full Review Source: New York Press | Comment
New York Press

Doesn't dig too deeply into its stock characters, but the whole thing moves so quickly and efficiently, it's over before you notice.

August 3, 2007 Full Review Source: Film Journal International | Comment
Film Journal International

Lazy little thriller about murder in the Hamptons aspires to update classic noir situations and characters but falls sadly short.

August 3, 2007 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Comment
TV Guide's Movie Guide

This wanna-be neonoir ends up being as half-committed to its goals as its protagonist.

August 2, 2007 Full Review Source: Time Out | Comment

Let us praise If I Didn't Care for living up to its title: You will not see another film this year made with so little ambition.

July 29, 2007 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

Who better to write about murder in the Hamptons than a pair of brothers who live there all year 'round?

July 28, 2007 Full Review Source: Compuserve | Comment
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