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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)

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Reviews Counted:35

Fresh:13

Rotten:22

Average Rating:5.2/10

Consensus: You Don't Mess With the Zohan features intermittent laughs, and will please Sandler diehards, but after awhile the leaky premise wears thin.

Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for crude and sexual content throughout, language and nudity.

Runtime: 1 hr 57 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Jun 6, 2008 Wide

Box Office: $100,018,837

Synopsis: Dennis Dugan (BIG DADDY, HAPPY GILMORE) directs this comedy co-written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, and Robert Smigel. Disco- and hummus-loving Zohan (Sandler) is the Israeli army's best weapon.... Dennis Dugan (BIG DADDY, HAPPY GILMORE) directs this comedy co-written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, and Robert Smigel. Disco- and hummus-loving Zohan (Sandler) is the Israeli army's best weapon. He can single-handedly take out terrorists and swim like a dolphin, and still find time to charm the ladies. But this lethal weapon is tired of fighting Palestinian terrorists like the Phantom (John Turturro). He has bigger dreams: he wants to cut and style hair. Unfortunately, once Zohan arrives in New York City with a new look straight out of the 1980s and an assumed identity after faking his own death, his lack of experience gets him laughed out of salon after salon. Finally, Dalia (Emmanuelle Chriqui), a Palestinian salon owner, gives him a shot, and the older patrons love him. But just as Zohan is hitting his stride, Salim, a Palestinian New York City cabbie (Rob Schneider) recognizes him, and suddenly the Zohan's dream is in jeopardy. To confuse matters more, there is a Trump-like developer (Michael Buffer) who is trying to clear out the Manhattan neighborhood where Israelis and Palestinians peacefully coexist in order to build a mall. A bulked-up Sandler is amusing as Zohan, and this is Schneider's best performance in years. Despite the extreme stereotyping, there is an underlying message about the futility of war and fact that people really are, after all, just people. The film is peppered with brief appearances from a menagerie of celebrities, including Chris Rock, Dave Matthews, Charlotte Rae, Kevin James, John McEnroe, Mariah Carey, George Takei, and Bruce Vilanch. Lainie Kazan and Nick Swardson also star in this film as a mother and son who befriend the new immigrant. [More]

Starring: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson

Starring: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, Rob Schneider

Director: Dennis Dugan

Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriter: Robert Smigel, Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow
Producer: Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo
Composer: Rupert Gregson-Williams
Studio: Sony Pictures Entertainment

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  • Comedy superstar Adam Sandler is back - and funnier than ever - as The Zohan, the finest counterterrorist agent the Israeli army has. That is, until he fakes his death and travels to Manhattan to live his dream...as a hairdresser. Now this skilled fighting machine who used to clip bad guys is out to prove he can make the cut as a top stylist. All goes silky smooth until his cover is blown when he's recognized by a Palestinian cab driver (Rob Schneider). Now, The Zohan must fight to live a peaceful new life in New York in this razor-sharp action-packed comedy from Adam Sandler, Robert Smigel, Judd Apatow and Dennis Dugan.
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    The ideas and some of the individual bits in Zohan work, but the crudeness of the execution undermines the results.

    Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
    10/18/08
    Michael Phillips
    Michael Phillips
    Chicago Tribune
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    Zohan is both exponentially stranger than Larry and about twice as amusing.

    Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
    07/18/08
    Amy Biancolli
    Amy Biancolli
    Houston Chronicle
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    This moviegoer has no trouble with lowbrow comedy. The problem with Zohan, however, is that it’s like a kid who tells you a silly joke, gets a laugh, and immediately tells the same joke again.

    Full Review Source: New Yorker | comment Comment
    06/16/08
    David Denby
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    I’m all for politically incorrect humor, but there has to be humor in the political incorrectness, and I didn’t get it here.

    Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper | comment Comment
    06/16/08
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    Director Dennis Dugan knows his way around shin-whacking slapstick, and Sandler is mesmerizing.

    Full Review Source: New York Magazine | comment Comment
    06/09/08
    David Edelstein
    David Edelstein
    New York Magazine
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    It's a difficult feat to manage irony without antecedent, so rather than opt for knowing caricature -- like, say, Adam Goldberg's The Hebrew Hammer -- Zohan mostly opts for empty farce: topical humor for people unfamiliar with the topic.

    Full Review Source: New Republic | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Christopher Orr
    Christopher Orr
    New Republic
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    You Don't Mess With the Zohan is as messy as comedies come. Much of it, though, is an inspired, hilarious mess.

    Full Review Source: Wall Street Journal | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Joe Morgenstern
    Joe Morgenstern
    Wall Street Journal
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    If one-note jokes that drag on too long or are worked into the ground aren't enough to trigger comic nausea, then perhaps the myriad uses of hummus will do the trick in You Don't Mess With the Zohan.

    Full Review Source: USA Today | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Claudia Puig
    Claudia Puig
    USA Today
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    There's a lot to be said for consumerism as a salve for historic wounds. Of course, there's also a drawback to our free market ways -- we get shoes made in China and movies like You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

    Full Review Source: Toronto Star | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Philip Marchand
    Philip Marchand
    Toronto Star
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    It is simultaneously a little bit vulgar and a little bit sentimental and comes out as a virtually bullet-proof blend for the mass, summertime audience.

    Full Review Source: TIME Magazine | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Richard Schickel
    Richard Schickel
    TIME Magazine
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    What might have been an ambitious effort becomes another lousy Sandler movie, endless and tiresome with a handful of funny moments.

    Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Mick LaSalle
    Mick LaSalle
    San Francisco Chronicle
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    You can tsk-tsk Sandler's penchant for dumb, crass humor all you want, but there's some meaning behind his madness. Is there nothing more human, more humbling, than the idea of smelly feet?

    Full Review Source: Salon.com | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Stephanie Zacharek
    Stephanie Zacharek
    Salon.com
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    The result is another flabby comedy that gets its biggest laughs from thinly-covered penises and bare buttocks.

    Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    James Berardinelli
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    The direction by Dennis Dugan is flabby and dull -- like most of the hacks-for-hire who end up bringing a Sandler opus to the screen, and whose chief qualification seems to be the ability to shout 'Great, Adam! Great!'

    Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Stephen Whitty
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    Newark Star-Ledger
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    How much you like this will depend upon your appreciation for repeated jokes about hummus, gays, Zohan's crotch and his fondness for older women.

    Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Lou Lumenick
    Lou Lumenick
    New York Post
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    His humor works best when it's throw-away, but Zohan throws everything up to get a yuck. It's a shock to see how many 'yuck!' moments Sandler settles for.

    Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Joe Neumaier
    Joe Neumaier
    New York Daily News
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    Zohan tries for a message of social relevance with a nod to America as the land of multicultural coexistence, but its real value is in air-fluffing our cares away for a couple of hours.

    Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Colin Covert
    Colin Covert
    Minneapolis Star Tribune
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    Not that You Don't Mess with the Zohan is meant to be taken seriously, nor is it meant to be an intelligent discussion of world politics. But even as a zany comedy whose backdrop kinda-sorta happens to have some heft to it, it falters.

    Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Adam Graham
    Adam Graham
    Detroit News
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    Evidently there's something even harder to pull off than Middle Eastern peace: a steady run of jokes that deserve our laughter -- if You Don't Mess With the Zohan is an indicator.

    Full Review Source: Denver Post | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Lisa Kennedy
    Lisa Kennedy
    Denver Post
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    You mess with the Zohan at the risk of your own IQ. But anyone who realizes or cares about such hazards has likely crossed the movie off the to-see list already.

    Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
    06/06/08
    Chris Vognar
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    Dallas Morning News
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