• Suck
    2 minutes 52 seconds
    Added: Jul 16, 2010


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Suck Reviews

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Tom Russo
Boston Globe
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[Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 2, 2010
Chris Bumbray
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good.

Full Review Source: JoBlo's Movie Emporium | Original Score: 7.5/10

July 27, 2010
Dennis Harvey
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An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.

Full Review Source: Variety

July 6, 2010
Luke Y. Thompson

Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.

Full Review Source: Geekweek

April 28, 2010
Scott Weinberg

A weeknight rental for those who can appreciate material both broadly goofy and amusingly gory.

Full Review Source: FEARnet | Original Score: 3/5

April 6, 2010

The cinema's insatiable appetite for all things vampire has just received a bloody musical helping of rock 'n' roll that aims for the jugular then doesn't let go.

Full Review Source: JWR | Original Score: 3.5/5

September 18, 2009
David D'Arcy
Screen International

Stefaniuk, a one-man band as writer, director, actor and author of seven of the film's songs, leavens the schtick of band humour with vampire lore.

Full Review Source: Screen International

September 15, 2009
Barbara Goslawski
Boxoffice Magazine

Juggling conventions, skewering clichés and referencing genre cues, Stefaniuk packs the film with so many insider jokes that what could have been a wild ride simply isn't.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Original Score: 2/5

September 11, 2009

National Post

Full Review Source: National Post | Original Score: 1/4

August 2, 2010
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