Suck Reviews
Top Critic[Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good.
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| Original Score: 7.5/10
An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.
Geekweek
Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.
FEARnet
A weeknight rental for those who can appreciate material both broadly goofy and amusingly gory.
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| Original Score: 3/5
JWR
The cinema's insatiable appetite for all things vampire has just received a bloody musical helping of rock 'n' roll that aims for the jugular then doesn't let go.
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| Original Score: 3.5/5
Screen International
Stefaniuk, a one-man band as writer, director, actor and author of seven of the film's songs, leavens the schtick of band humour with vampire lore.
Boxoffice Magazine
Juggling conventions, skewering clichés and referencing genre cues, Stefaniuk packs the film with so many insider jokes that what could have been a wild ride simply isn't.
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| Original Score: 2/5
