Blood Feast Reviews
The viewer will have to search far and wide to find acting as pathetic as this, save perhaps for the truly creepy portrayal by Mal Arnold as a psycho Egyptian killer.
The plot is just as lame. Nothing but blood, guts, body parts, gore and disemboweled women - borne of the lousiest special effects to ever grace celluoid.
This is the kind of garbage seen on 1960s drive-in screens that made the girls curl up in their boyfriends' laps - or invoked serious beer-swilling by the dateless.
RECOMMENDATION: Thanks to TCM's 2am Halloween airing, my "to-view queue" is now one disc lighter and the better for it. Avoid it, unless its historical importance gets the better of you
(It's hard to have some Ed Woodian laughs, when someone's mother is sobbing about the dress she's going to bury her daughter in.)