A horrifyingly bad movie by any measure; but it feels like the graphic proof of a vicious God in comparison to the television show.
| Original Score: 2/10
Thoroughly and consistently awful.
| Original Score: 1/5
The trouble is, the film's decadence isn't a put-on, it is, simply, depressingly, degeneratively, decadent.
Running a scant 90 minutes, it often feels as if a couple reels ended up on the cutting-room floor. Connery is absolutely delightful, though.
| Original Score: 5/10
Having finally been forced to watch the big screen version of the classic '60s British TV series, I have to confess that I thought it was a lot of well-intended fun.
| Original Score: 4/5
Biting down on the cyanide capsule my editors had provided me, I was bitterly disappointed to find it was a dud. Sweet death, how I have longed for you!
Instead of the ultra-sophisticated John Steed and Emma Peel, we get Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman, who come across more like contestants in a "cutest couple" contest.
To say Fiennes and Thurman don't have the chemistry of Macnee and Rigg isn't enough. They don't have the chemistry of Don Adams and Barbara Feldon. They don't have the chemistry of Boris and Natasha.
| Original Score: 1/4
It will suck life force from you.
| Original Score: 1/10
the film plays like some sort of feverish hallucination with no real logic or continuity. ... your only chance this week to see Uma Thurman attacked by a giant teddy bear.
There's only one thing this movie has going for it--and you guessed it: Thurman in a catsuit.
DeWynter and his conspirators, seated at a long table, are all wearing fuzzy teddy bear suits, each in a different color of the rainbow. Everyone together now: WHAT THE F**K?
| Original Score: 0/4
The movie is so disorganized that I'm not even sure what it was supposed to be about.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
Scenes evaporate before your very eyes. Bad puns roll off the heroes and anti-hero's tongues and lay dead before your feet.
| Original Score: 0.5/4
Even with extensive use of the rewind function on my VCR, I couldn't piece the story together
| Original Score: D-
| Original Score: A-
| Original Score: D+
| Original Score: 1.5/5