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The Animal (2001)

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Average Rating: 4.3/10
Reviews Counted: 83
Fresh: 25 | Rotten: 58

While less offensive and more charming than recent gross-humored comedies, The Animal is still rather mediocre.

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Average Rating: 4.4/10
Critic Reviews: 24
Fresh: 8 | Rotten: 16

While less offensive and more charming than recent gross-humored comedies, The Animal is still rather mediocre.

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Average Rating: 2.5/5
User Ratings: 186,694

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Movie Info

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Rob Schneider stars in this comedy as Marvin Mage, a wimpy nebbish whose lifelong dreams of becoming a police officer are thwarted by his diminutive stature. But when Marvin is critically injured in an auto wreck, deranged scientist Dr. Wilder (Michael Caton) uses various animal body parts to save his life, leaving the patient with the stamina and physical skills of the organ donors. Marvin quickly gains fame as a supercop, but he's also left with all of

Oct 30, 2001

$54.4M

Columbia Pictures

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All Critics (100) | Top Critics (28) | Fresh (27) | Rotten (58) | DVD (15)

Certainly reeks like something produced from a squatting position.

June 12, 2001 Comment
Rolling Stone
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The Animal is never more nor less than stupid, but stupid in ways that deliver goofiness rather than rampant humiliation.

June 11, 2001 Full Review Source: Variety | Comment
Variety
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Let's hear it for stupendously dumb screen writing.

June 4, 2001 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | Comment
San Francisco Chronicle
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Frequently it becomes boring.

June 4, 2001 Comment
Mr. Showbiz
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It's just not funny.

June 4, 2001 Comment
Film.com
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No classic but far less offensive than the witless dross like See Spot Run that kids have endured on their time off.

April 29, 2003 Full Review Source: RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland) | Comment

It's a great yawning void where Rob Schneider can hump a mail box and attempt to seduce a goat.

December 8, 2002 Full Review Source: Film Threat | Comment
Film Threat

While there's no doubt that The Animal will make you laugh, it's not the kind of laughter that outweighs the missing $10 in your pocket.

December 8, 2002 Full Review Source: Film Threat | Comment
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Audience Reviews for The Animal

The Animal is yet another pointless Rob Schneider comedy that has maybe three actually funny scenes in the entire film. Unfortunately for Schneider, he's a terrible comedian. This film is awful and it's beyond me why this crap got made in the first place. I though that this film was awful, and is one of those comedies

November 29, 2011
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Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski

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I laughed a lot, and that's the best I can say about this. It's sporadically entertaining, but still lacks what most Happy Madison films do; a decent script.

September 13, 2011
CreedsDelight

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