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The Animal

The Animal (2001)

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30

Average Rating: 4.3/10
Reviews Counted: 83
Fresh: 25 | Rotten: 58

While less offensive and more charming than recent gross-humored comedies, The Animal is still rather mediocre.

33

Average Rating: 4.4/10
Critic Reviews: 24
Fresh: 8 | Rotten: 16

While less offensive and more charming than recent gross-humored comedies, The Animal is still rather mediocre.

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46

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Average Rating: 2.5/5
User Ratings: 186,694

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Movie Info

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Rob Schneider stars in this comedy as Marvin Mage, a wimpy nebbish whose lifelong dreams of becoming a police officer are thwarted by his diminutive stature. But when Marvin is critically injured in an auto wreck, deranged scientist Dr. Wilder (Michael Caton) uses various animal body parts to save his life, leaving the patient with the stamina and physical skills of the organ donors. Marvin quickly gains fame as a supercop, but he's also left with all of

PG-13,

Science Fiction & Fantasy, Comedy

Tom Brady, Rob Schneider

Oct 30, 2001

$54.4M

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All Critics (101) | Top Critics (29) | Fresh (27) | Rotten (58) | DVD (15)

Certainly reeks like something produced from a squatting position.

June 12, 2001
Rolling Stone
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The Animal is never more nor less than stupid, but stupid in ways that deliver goofiness rather than rampant humiliation.

June 11, 2001 Full Review Source: Variety
Variety
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Let's hear it for stupendously dumb screen writing.

June 4, 2001 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle
San Francisco Chronicle
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Frequently it becomes boring.

June 4, 2001
Mr. Showbiz
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No classic but far less offensive than the witless dross like See Spot Run that kids have endured on their time off.

April 29, 2003 Full Review Source: RTE Interactive (Dublin, Ireland)

It's a great yawning void where Rob Schneider can hump a mail box and attempt to seduce a goat.

December 8, 2002 Full Review Source: Film Threat
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While there's no doubt that The Animal will make you laugh, it's not the kind of laughter that outweighs the missing $10 in your pocket.

December 8, 2002 Full Review Source: Film Threat
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Audience Reviews for The Animal

The Animal is yet another pointless Rob Schneider comedy that has maybe three actually funny scenes in the entire film. Unfortunately for Schneider, he's a terrible comedian. This film is awful and it's beyond me why this crap got made in the first place. I though that this film was awful, and is one of those comedies that really doesn't stand the test of time. This is the type of comedy film that has poorly constructed jokes and that it really doesn't do anything memorable. The film is just an excuse for Rob Schneider to have a "career" in films. This is so poorly constructed, poorly plotted, yet the idea was pretty interesting. If the script would have been reworked and the jokes better though out, and with a different lead, this might have been a good film. But this film ends up being a big waste of time, and get tiresome after a while. The film rides on one joke practically for the entire length of the film, and it just doesn't cut it. I think that this film should never have been made, and looking back ten years since this crap was made, there have been far better comedies than this. The Animal is one of those comedies that are meant for people who don't want intellectuality to their comedy, it's a mindless one joke film that is so bad, and it can easily be regarded as one of the worst comedies ever made. Even the first two Pauly Shore outings (Encino Man, and Son in Law) brought more laughter than this, and that says something about this train wreck of a film.
November 29, 2011
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I laughed a lot, and that's the best I can say about this. It's sporadically entertaining, but still lacks what most Happy Madison films do; a decent script.
September 13, 2011
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