Teddy Bears' Picnic Reviews
Top CriticPic lacks the development needed for a full-length feature and, following a hilarious opening sequence, it becomes tiresomely one-note.
Most of the film feels conceived and shot on the fly -- like between lunch breaks for Shearer's radio show and his Simpson voice-overs.
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| Original Score: 2.5/4
The satire is unfocused, while the story goes nowhere.
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| Original Score: 2/4
It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess, piss on trees, b.s. one another and put on a show in drag.
A beyond-lame satire, Teddy Bears' Picnic ranks among the most pitiful directing debuts by an esteemed writer-actor.
| Original Score: .5/4
Too much of it feels unfocused and underdeveloped.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
