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The Guru (2003)

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Reviews Counted:25

Fresh:15

Rotten:10

Average Rating:5.6/10

Consensus: A sweetly silly but wafer-thin romantic comedy.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for strong sexual content including dialogue, and for language

Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Jan 31, 2003 Limited

Box Office: $2,867,996

Synopsis: Only a guru could have predicted the fate awaiting Ramu Gupta (Jimi Mistry), a young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi. Mesmerized by a friend's promise of a New York penthouse and... Only a guru could have predicted the fate awaiting Ramu Gupta (Jimi Mistry), a young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi. Mesmerized by a friend's promise of a New York penthouse and a red Mercedes, India's Tony Manero gives up the comforts of home to become a star in America. But the road to fame in New York is no magic carpet ride and Ramu winds up in a crowded Queens walk-up apartment, waiting tables at an Indian restaurant and scrambling for any audition that comes along.

Still, good fortune can arise from strange places as Ramu discovers when a catering gig at a ditzy socialite's (Marisa Tomei) birthday party catapults him into an extravagant version of the American dream. Mistaken for a spiritual healer, Ramu becomes an overnight celebrity with the city's elite hanging onto his every word - no matter how absurd. The trouble is, he's also falling in love with the one woman (Heather Graham) who knows the real source of his seemingly profound insights and Ramu must choose between his newfound notoriety and his love for a woman who accepts him as he is.

Bollywood meets Hollywood in The Guru, an exuberantly comic tale of culture clash from Universal Pictures and Working Title Films. The Guru stars Heather Graham (From Hell), Marisa Tomei (In the Bedroom), Jimi Mistry (East is East), Christine Baranski (Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas) and Michael McKean (Best in Show), as well as Dash Mihok (The Perfect Storm) and Malachy McCourt (Green Card). [More]

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Jimi Mistry, Christine Baranski

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Jimi Mistry, Christine Baranski, Michael McKean, Malachy McCourt, Dash Mihok

Director: Daisy Von Scherler Mayer

Director: Daisy Von Scherler Mayer
Screenwriter: Tracey Jackson
Producer: Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Michael London
Composer: David Carbonara
Studio: Universal Pictures

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Devoid of life, intelligence, humor, and anything else that could entertain even the most undemanding viewer, this film is a perfect example of something that should have been shipped to landfills, not multiplexes.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
02/16/03
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
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A precipitous comedic falloff in the third quarter earns the film a qualified recommendation at best.

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02/14/03
Dan Via
Dan Via
Washington Post
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A trifle, a silly one at that, but it's a charming trifle that's hard to resist.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
02/14/03
Eric Harrison
Eric Harrison
Houston Chronicle
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The movie offers up too many airy spiritual lessons in the hope of crossing from farce to sentiment.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
02/14/03
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
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A mixed-up masala saved only partly by a charismatic cast.

Full Review Source: Detroit Free Press | comment Comment
02/14/03
John Monaghan
John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press
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A joyous genre-blender guaranteed to crank up your karma.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | comment Comment
02/14/03
Rita Kempley
Rita Kempley
Washington Post
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Delightful screwball comedy.

Full Review Source: Salon.com | comment Comment
02/07/03
Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor
Salon.com
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It's as if somebody dropped three bad scripts on the floor of a production office, and somebody else picked up the pages in random order and said, 'Let's make a movie out of this! And let's get Heather Graham to star!'

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02/03/03
Richard Roeper
Richard Roeper
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Works better than it probably should thanks mainly to a ready-for -anything lead performance by the ridiculously charismatic Jimi Mistry and equally game performances from an amusing supporting cast including Heather Graham and Marisa Tomei.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
02/03/03
Michael Rechtshaffen
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Hollywood Reporter
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Agreeable and slipshod in equal fashion.

Full Review Source: USA Today | comment Comment
01/31/03
USA Today
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It feels like an upstart indie, thanks to its original script, endearing performances, colourful aesthetic, uplifting soundtrack, parodic undertones and the compelling theme of ethnic assimilation.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | comment Comment
01/31/03
Daphne Gordon
Daphne Gordon
Toronto Star
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Mistry and co-star Heather Graham lend a fetching naivete to their characters.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
01/31/03
Carla Meyer
Carla Meyer
San Francisco Chronicle
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As a satire of charismatic cult movements, Tracey Jackson's screenplay merely toys with the possibilities.

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01/31/03
Jan Stuart
Jan Stuart
Newsday
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If the film is true to the high spirits and vulgarity of Bollywood (and reasonably authentic in its depiction of Indian speech), it's also true to the crude plotting and characterization all too common in Bollywood.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
01/31/03
Jonathan Foreman
Jonathan Foreman
New York Post
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It's goofy enjoyment that will have you humming Grease tunes the rest of the day.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | comment Comment
01/31/03
Kathy Cano Murillo
Kathy Cano Murillo
Arizona Republic
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There is hardly a funny line in the whole script, and director Mayer has no idea of what comic timing and delivery are all about.

Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | comment Comment
01/31/03
Ray Conlogue
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Globe and Mail
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It's better than it sounds.

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01/30/03
Peter Travers
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Rolling Stone
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The bizarre outcome of this nervy conceptual hybrid is a movie that plays stylistic hopscotch as it jumps from one square to the next, teetering perilously each time it lands on one quaking ankle.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
01/30/03
Stephen Holden
Stephen Holden
New York Times
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Calibrated to please, The Guru is a down-market but enjoyable goof.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
01/30/03
Manohla Dargis
Manohla Dargis
Los Angeles Times
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This is the kind of movie for which the term 'guilty pleasure' was coined.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
01/30/03
Chris Vognar
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