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Grand Theft Parsons (2003)

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14

Average Rating: 4.9/10
Critic Reviews: 7
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 6

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Average Rating: 3.2/5
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One man goes above and beyond the call of duty (and possibly the limits of the law) to give a good friend the final send-off he wanted in this comedy drama, which was inspired by a true story. Phil Kaufman (Johnny Knoxville) is a self-described "road mangler" and "executive nanny" who minds the day-to-day business of a number of rock musicians, including the man he considers his best friend, country rock pioneer Gram Parsons (Gabriel Macht). Kaufman and Parsons share a deep love of the strangely

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Drama, Comedy

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Jeremy Drysdale

Oct 26, 2004

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All Critics (31) | Top Critics (8) | Fresh (12) | Rotten (16) | DVD (6)

Inspired by a true story, pic travels down familiar genre highways, but quirky humor and an apt soundtrack make for a pleasant enough journey.

June 29, 2004 Full Review Source: Variety
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What could have served as a colorful episode in a more expansive film about the famed singer has instead become the premise of a mildly entertaining but overextended road movie that doesn't succeed on either dramatic or comedic terms.

June 29, 2004
Hollywood Reporter
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The Phil-Larry dynamic makes up most of the movie and the strain of turning an anecdote into an demi-epic can be felt throughout the movie.

June 19, 2004 Full Review Source: Newsday
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Gram Parsons' last rites were among the most extraordinary in rock history. Too bad this retelling of the singer's final adventure is so tame.

June 18, 2004 Full Review Source: New York Daily News
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A ho-hum, meandering road movie, albeit with an extremely cool soundtrack.

June 18, 2004
New York Post
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The script ... leaves a lot to be desired, strewn with dialogue as flat and stale as old beer and some invented characters who make the events depicted seem more silly than anarchic.

June 17, 2004 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times
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Don't let Knoxville's Jackass pedigree put you off - he can be subtle as well as gross.

June 13, 2008 Full Review Source: Eye for Film
Eye for Film

there are worse ways to pay respect to music legends

February 9, 2006 Full Review Source: Draxblog Movie Reviews

a sad joke without a solid punchline

November 17, 2004 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com
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What I responded to most about Grand Theft Parsons is that it tells the story without excess sentimentality...a funny, engaging movie that's worth seeking out.

October 26, 2004 Full Review Source: Aisle Seat
Aisle Seat

Grand Theft Parsons showcases some of Parsons's songs, but ... in the end it is a tribute to a man who stayed true to his word.

June 25, 2004 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
Film Journal International

A dramatically inert buddy-road picture that's too shapeless to ever click.

June 18, 2004 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide
TV Guide's Movie Guide

It's an aggravating film that seems content to skim the surface before folding up its tent after a scant 88 minutes.

June 18, 2004 Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine
Boxoffice Magazine

Parsons' memory deserves a better movie than this.

June 18, 2004 Full Review Source: E! Online
E! Online

Audience Reviews for Grand Theft Parsons

Really nice, true story, could be better, could be worse. It?s an easy film to watch!
September 29, 2009
SirPant

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This should've been a great movie but it turned out to be so boing.
November 19, 2006
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