Stealth Reviews


Time Out
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June 24, 2006


AV Club
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September 26, 2005

Ed Halter
Village Voice
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August 2, 2005

If we're going to be fighting the war on terror in perpetuity, could we at least get better movies out of it?

Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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August 1, 2005

Cohen undermines his own effort to make a 21st century Top Gun by using so many quick cuts and zooms that we can't even appreciate the action sequences. I almost got motion sickness.

Stephen Hunter
Washington Post
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July 29, 2005

It's not new. It's not interesting. I wish it would go away.

Robert Koehler
Variety
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July 29, 2005

Aiming to join the Jerry BruckheimerJerry Bruckheimer/Michael BayMichael Bay school of American movie war games, Stealth is just too dumb to make the grade.

Geoff Pevere
Toronto Star
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July 29, 2005

Stealth manages to be so ridiculously unconvincing you think you're watching a live-action version of last year's sublime action-movie puppet satire Team America.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Moira MacDonald
Seattle Times
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July 29, 2005

Rob Cohen's airborne adventure Stealth commits the cardinal sin for an action movie: It's very, very dull.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Mick LaSalle
San Francisco Chronicle
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July 29, 2005

No matter how hard Cohen flogs it, whips it, beats it, shakes it, kicks it and prods it with a sharp stick, Stealth, his latest, just doesn't spring to life.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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July 29, 2005

Stealth flirts with competence when it reprises Behind Enemy Lines, and staggers into hilarious ineptitude when it borrows from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger
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July 29, 2005

Harsh and tasteless, it doesn't even qualify as a popcorn movie. Popcorn, at least, has some taste to it, and a certain airiness.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Peter Debruge
Miami Herald
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July 29, 2005

Stealth succeeds in satisfying a dozen different pubescent fantasies while simultaneously violating every aspect of logic and good taste.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Bruce Westbrook
Houston Chronicle
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July 29, 2005

Beyond mind-numbing explosions, Stealth's effects are good, especially the whooshing flight scenes. But as Eddie shows, humanity matters, and computer wizardry won't fill an empty plot.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Liam Lacey
Globe and Mail
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July 29, 2005

Cohen is no stranger to cornball excess but Stealth is his chef-d'oeuvre, a movie so audaciously preposterous and jingoistic it plays like a parody of the genre.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Tom Long
Detroit News
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July 29, 2005

[Stealth] is the filmic embodiment of all that is indulgent, gratuitous and downright dumb in pop culture.

| Original Score: D
Terry Lawson
Detroit Free Press
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July 29, 2005

Stealth doesn't so much crash and burn as just fly and fade into its CGI-created sunset.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Lisa Kennedy
Denver Post
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July 29, 2005

Hollywood hokum? Absolutely. Pop-culture propaganda? Perhaps. Yet Stealth goes beyond feeding our popcorn proclivities.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
Ty Burr
Boston Globe
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July 29, 2005

Stealth is a pretty fair military-hardware action movie until you start thinking about it -- at which point it turns incredibly sour in your mouth.

Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
Robert Denerstein
Denver Rocky Mountain News
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July 29, 2005

The latest and, in many ways, most preposterous hunk of big-screen action to come out of Hollywood in some time.

| Original Score: C-
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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July 29, 2005

Stealth is so over-painted with CGI that it doesn't look as real as the sequence starring Shepard that inspired it in The Right Stuff, a movie made with model airplanes.

| Original Score: 1/4

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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July 29, 2005

Jami Bernard
New York Daily News
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July 29, 2005

Stealth is flimsy and forgettable, but it does have a few worthy action and special-effects sequences.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Kenneth Turan
Los Angeles Times
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July 28, 2005

A slick piece of summer entertainment that is counting on elaborate special effects to make its derivative, convoluted story line all but irrelevant.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Michael O'Sullivan
Washington Post
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July 28, 2005

The dialogue is often drowned out by engine noise.

Manohla Dargis
New York Times
Top Critic
July 28, 2005

Has the makings of a kitsch classic.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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July 28, 2005

While Stealth repeatedly hits air pockets of plot nonsense, Cohen provides [fun] in abundance.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
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July 28, 2005

The movie does deliver the video game goods but strands its characters in a no-man's-land of crude characterizations and silly dialogue.

Chris Vognar
Dallas Morning News
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July 28, 2005

It ain't brain surgery, but Stealth is one of the smartest stupid movies of the summer.

Full Review | Original Score: C+
Bill Muller
Arizona Republic
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July 28, 2005

The movie is absolutely consistent -- it's just as wildly improbable at the end as in the beginning.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Michael Wilmington
Chicago Tribune
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July 28, 2005

Stealth's strengths are obvious -- high-tech marvels and a good cast -- so are its flaws. At its worst moments, a mad robot seems to have taken over the movie, too.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
David Hiltbrand
Philadelphia Inquirer
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July 28, 2005

If Stealth were a recruitment film for aircraft-carrier duty, one would be tempted to say, 'Mission accomplished.' As a feature film, it's a washout.

| Original Score: 1.5/4
Jan Stuart
Newsday
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July 28, 2005

After 110 minutes of this, atheists will storm monasteries and acrophobics will scale redwood trees, anything to find an oasis of calm.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Scott Foundas
L.A. Weekly
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July 28, 2005

The sort of movie that makes you pine for Michael Bay.

Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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July 28, 2005

Stealth is a offense against taste, intelligence and the noise pollution code -- a dumbed-down Top Gun crossed with the HAL 9000 plot from 2001.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Eleanor Ringel Gillespie
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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July 28, 2005

Move over, Michael Bay. The Island is no longer the loudest, dumbest movie of the summer.

Full Review | Original Score: D
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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July 28, 2005

Overlong, disjointed, and rarely compelling, Stealth has the capacity to put viewers into a catatonic state.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
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July 27, 2005

The stars are asked to chew on the driest of technobabble, and to strike poses of flyboy and flygirl moxie that make them look callow rather than heroic.

Full Review | Original Score: c