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Hell Ride (2008)

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Reviews Counted:17

Fresh:2

Rotten:15

Average Rating:3.5/10

Consensus: Hell Ride misses out on the rusting zeitgeist of the biker genre, sucking the glee from a saucy premise.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for strong violence, sexual content including graphic nudity and dialogue, language and drug use.

Runtime: 83 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

Theatrical Release:Aug 8, 2008 Limited

Box Office: $194,287

Synopsis: While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history.... While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history. Written and directed by Larry Bishop (son of Rat Packer Joey Bishop), who also stars, HELL RIDE is a tribute to the biker flicks of the late 1960s and early ‘70s. The movie follows Pistolero (Bishop) and his two captains, the Gent (Michael Madsen) and Comanche (Eric Balfour), as they booze and brawl their way across the Arizona desert, with the ultimate goal of exacting revenge on a rival gang that murdered one of their members. A healthy mix of throat slitting, coke-sniffing, and naked female oil wrestling makes HELL RIDE one of the more gratuitously sensational films of recent memory; yet if one is able to get past the almost laughably blatant tastelessness on which the movie is built, there is a fairly good time to be had. As the dapper Gent, Madsen proves once again that he could read from the phonebook and still sound like one bad dude, and tip-of-the-cap cameos from Dennis Hopper and David Carradine solidify the film's enjoyably retro/po-mo vibe. Every aspect of HELL RIDE, from the washed-out cinematography to the Link Wray-style spaghetti western surf soundtrack to the pulped-up dialogue, is hyper-stylized and blatantly self-conscious, and that is ultimately what saves the film. If there was even a trace of seriousness here the movie would be unwatchable--luckily, there isn't. Yes, it's completely offensive, and no it isn't going to win over any fans at N.O.W., but for every BRIDESHEAD REVISITED, you have to have a HELL RIDE or the whole lousy business will just crumble. [More]

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen

Director: Larry Bishop

Director: Larry Bishop
Screenwriter: Larry Bishop
Producer: Michael Steinberg, Shana Stein, Larry Bishop
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Studio: Warner Bros.

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The dialog is clever, nutty and syncopated, with a soundtrack -- of the "C.C. Rider" vein -- which ain't half-bad, either.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
10/18/08
Linda Stasi
Linda Stasi
New York Post
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It's a claustrophobic dud, full of ludicrously purple tough-guy dialogue and lip-smacking vamps in bikinis (how hot!), with so much monotonous hip violence there's scarcely room for anything else.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
08/11/08
Owen Gleiberman
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
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Maybe only once every six months am I in the mood for jokey sadism, but this struck me as the right picture for the right time.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper | comment 1 Comment
08/11/08
Richard Roeper
Richard Roeper
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[Director Larry Bishop] burdens his film with clumsy art-house ambitions that clash with its embrace of bikes, beer and booty. If any of this sounds amusing, be warned: it's not.

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08/08/08
Rachel Saltz
Rachel Saltz
New York Times
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The script, written by Bishop, barely makes sense. It lacks anything resembling wit, unless you think it amusing that these aging cyclists brag about needing their three B's -- bikes, beer and booty.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
08/08/08
Ruthe Stein
Ruthe Stein
San Francisco Chronicle
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Where the biker films of the late '60s and early '70s offered edgy, amusingly cheesy thrills, this sputtering effort is as rusty as an unrestored Triumph Bonneville.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
08/08/08
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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As the film's triple-threat writer/director/star, Bishop isn't noticeably talented.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
08/08/08
Colin Covert
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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The film gets the scummy patina right, all phony-Leone dusty trails, but while everybody on screen looks to be enjoying themselves, it is no fun to watch.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
08/08/08
Mark Olsen
Mark Olsen
Los Angeles Times
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The result is, predictably and enjoyably, old-fashioned macho mayhem with a post-modern twist. This movie knows it's ridiculous. Heck, it's proud to be ridiculous.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
08/08/08
Tom Long
Tom Long
Detroit News
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The whole thing feels like the sort of picture Tarantino would make if he weren't such an ingenious B-movie artist: a genre exercise that's more studious than entertaining.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
08/08/08
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
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As cheesy as the American-International biker flicks of the 60s were, they had a raw vitality missing from this self-conscious tribute.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | comment Comment
08/08/08
Andrea Gronvall
Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader
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The movie was executive produced by Quentin Tarantino. Shame on him. He intends it no doubt as another homage to grindhouse pictures, but I've seen a lot of them, and they were nowhere near this bad. Hell's Angels on Wheels, for example: pretty good.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
08/08/08
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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For a grindhouse throwback that works, try Tarantino's Death Proof (the shorter version). That one delivered; Hell Ride gets a flat 10 minutes in and goes floop-floop-floop the rest of the way.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
08/07/08
Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune
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Nostalgia is a poor foundation for any movie, and the film's visceral pleasures are too limited to effectively compensate for the lack of credible characters or a coherent storyline.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
08/07/08
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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Thesps (even toplining helmer, who's a strapping 60 years old) have nothing to work with, though one hopes they had fun riding about the desert.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
08/06/08
Dennis Harvey
Dennis Harvey
Variety
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Street cred can't save this pic, not even with Dennis Hopper and David Carradine cameos, and QT himself exec-producing and initiating the project.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
08/05/08
Aaron Hillis
Aaron Hillis
Village Voice
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Even on its own terms, Hell Ride lacks sufficient substance to be of more than quickly passing interest for all but the most devoted fans.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
02/26/08
Justin Lowe
Justin Lowe
Hollywood Reporter
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