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Hell Ride Reviews

Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out
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Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 2/5

November 17, 2011
Linda Stasi
New York Post
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The dialog is clever, nutty and syncopated, with a soundtrack -- of the "C.C. Rider" vein -- which ain't half-bad, either.

Full Review Source: New York Post | Original Score: 2.5/4

October 18, 2008
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
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It's a claustrophobic dud, full of ludicrously purple tough-guy dialogue and lip-smacking vamps in bikinis (how hot!), with so much monotonous hip violence there's scarcely room for anything else.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D

August 11, 2008
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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Maybe only once every six months am I in the mood for jokey sadism, but this struck me as the right picture for the right time.

August 11, 2008
Rachel Saltz
New York Times
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[Director Larry Bishop] burdens his film with clumsy art-house ambitions that clash with its embrace of bikes, beer and booty. If any of this sounds amusing, be warned: it's not.

| Original Score: 1/5

August 8, 2008
Ruthe Stein
San Francisco Chronicle
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The script, written by Bishop, barely makes sense. It lacks anything resembling wit, unless you think it amusing that these aging cyclists brag about needing their three B's -- bikes, beer and booty.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | Original Score: 1/4

August 8, 2008
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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Does it count against you when you actually set out to make an awful movie? It should.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 1/5

August 8, 2008
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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Where the biker films of the late '60s and early '70s offered edgy, amusingly cheesy thrills, this sputtering effort is as rusty as an unrestored Triumph Bonneville.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 1/5

August 8, 2008
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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As the film's triple-threat writer/director/star, Bishop isn't noticeably talented.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | Original Score: 1/4

August 8, 2008
Mark Olsen
Los Angeles Times
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The film gets the scummy patina right, all phony-Leone dusty trails, but while everybody on screen looks to be enjoying themselves, it is no fun to watch.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 1.5/5

August 8, 2008
Tom Long
Detroit News
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The result is, predictably and enjoyably, old-fashioned macho mayhem with a post-modern twist. This movie knows it's ridiculous. Heck, it's proud to be ridiculous.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | Original Score: B

August 8, 2008
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
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The whole thing feels like the sort of picture Tarantino would make if he weren't such an ingenious B-movie artist: a genre exercise that's more studious than entertaining.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | Original Score: 2/4

August 8, 2008
Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader
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As cheesy as the American-International biker flicks of the 60s were, they had a raw vitality missing from this self-conscious tribute.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader

August 8, 2008
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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The movie was executive produced by Quentin Tarantino. Shame on him. He intends it no doubt as another homage to grindhouse pictures, but I've seen a lot of them, and they were nowhere near this bad. Hell's Angels on Wheels, for example: pretty good.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 1/4

August 8, 2008
Cole Haddon
Film.com
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Full Review Source: Film.com | Original Score: C+

August 8, 2008
Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune
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For a grindhouse throwback that works, try Tarantino's Death Proof (the shorter version). That one delivered; Hell Ride gets a flat 10 minutes in and goes floop-floop-floop the rest of the way.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Original Score: 1/4

August 7, 2008
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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Nostalgia is a poor foundation for any movie, and the film's visceral pleasures are too limited to effectively compensate for the lack of credible characters or a coherent storyline.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | Original Score: 2/4

August 7, 2008
Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out New York
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Like Grindhouse, it assumes that the mere sight of men with muscle vehicles accompanied by a retro-twangy soundtrack equals instant euphoria.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Original Score: 2/6

August 6, 2008
Dennis Harvey
Variety
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Thesps (even toplining helmer, who's a strapping 60 years old) have nothing to work with, though one hopes they had fun riding about the desert.

Full Review Source: Variety

August 6, 2008
Aaron Hillis
Village Voice
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Street cred can't save this pic, not even with Dennis Hopper and David Carradine cameos, and QT himself exec-producing and initiating the project.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

August 5, 2008
Justin Lowe
Hollywood Reporter
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Even on its own terms, Hell Ride lacks sufficient substance to be of more than quickly passing interest for all but the most devoted fans.

February 26, 2008
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