A Thousand Words (2012)
Average Rating: 3.2/10
Reviews Counted: 54
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 54
Dated jokes (A Thousand Words was shot in 2008) and removing Eddie Murphy's voice -- his greatest comedic asset -- dooms this painful mess from the start.
Average Rating: 3.3/10
Critic Reviews: 19
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 19
Dated jokes (A Thousand Words was shot in 2008) and removing Eddie Murphy's voice -- his greatest comedic asset -- dooms this painful mess from the start.
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Eddie Murphy is Jack McCall, a fast-talking literary agent, who can close any deal, any time, any way. He has set his sights on New Age guru Dr. Sinja (Cliff Curtis) for his own selfish purposes. But Dr. Sinja is on to him, and Jack's life comes unglued after a magical Bodhi tree mysteriously appears in his backyard. With every word Jack speaks, a leaf falls from the tree and he realizes that when the last leaf falls, both he and the tree are toast. Words have never failed Jack McCall, but now
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Cast
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Eddie Murphy
Jack McCall -
Kerry Washington
Caroline McCall -
Cliff Curtis
Dr. Sinja -
Clark Duke
Aaron Wiseberger -
Allison Janney
Samantha Davis -
Ruby Dee
Annie McCall -
Emanuel Ragsdale
Tyler McCall -
Kayla Blake
Emily -
Winston J. Rocha
Gaudencio -
Bethany Dwyer
Mary -
Alain Chabat
Christian Leger de la T... -
Lennie Loftin
Robert Gilmore -
David Burke
Gil Reed -
Phil Reeves
Don Parker -
Brian Gallivan
Tony -
Steven M. Gagnon
Ira -
Katheryn Cain
Katie -
Eshaya Draper
Young Jack -
Darcy Rose Byrnes
10 Year Old Girl -
Sarah Scott Davis
Young Annie -
Justin Robbins
Boy -
Miles Robbins
Boy -
Brian Norris
Steven -
Jill Basey
Woman in Starbucks -
Greg Collins
Construction Worker -
Robert Lequang
Starbucks Customer -
Michael G. Wilkinson
Starbucks Customer -
Lyndsey Nelson
Starbucks Customer -
Brad Michael Gilbert
Starbucks Customer -
Lou Saliba
Shrink -
John Gatins
Valet -
Mitchell Fink
Male Agent -
Edi Patterson
Young Female Agent -
Emily Burton
Crying Student -
Tracy Mulholland
Young Student -
Brad Keimach
Sinja Aide, Sinja Aides -
Dilip Jha
Sinja Aide, Sinja Aides -
Jorge Álvarez
Mariachi Band Leader -
Leonard Earl Howze
Orderly -
Jack McBrayer
Starbuck's Barista, Sta... -
John Witherspoon
Blind Man -
Thierry Segall
French Businessman -
Noel Courteblanche
French Businessman -
Sara Holden
Hostess -
Jeff Kahn
Waiter -
Matt Winston
Kid Space Teacher -
Daniel Hepner
Sensitive Dad #1 -
Eric Archibald
Sensitive Dad #2 -
Philip Pavel
Overly Enthused Dad -
Raquel Bell
Kid Space Mom -
Kamala Jones
Hotel Employee -
Kharrison Sweeney
Rotund Man -
Daniel Saltos
Gaudencio Assistant -
Lauren Schuchman
Waitress -
Ted Kennedy
Homeless Man -
Jane Bartelme
Nun -
Skip Richard Crank
Ice Cream Vendor -
Floyd Levine
Man On Pier -
Bunny Levine
Woman On Pier
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All Critics (54) | Top Critics (19) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (55) | DVD (3)
The high concept breeds lowbrow gags.
Eddie Murphy should have just said the word "No" to this tired, formulaic comedy.
It makes you want to see Murphy team up with Judd Apatow, or even take on a dead-serious dramatic role - do anything but star in another movie like this one.
Follows directly in the footsteps of Bruce Almighty, Click, Liar Liar, Groundhog Day and any other post-Freaky Friday high-concept redemption story that inevitably crossed Tim Allen and Adam Sandler's desks at some point.
What you don't have is a funny movie.
The idea of taking one of Hollywood's best-known motor-mouths and reducing him to mugging and charades is definitely novel - and utterly misguided.
A thousand words? Try two words: stay away. Murphy does a pretty good job keeping up with the various indignities heaped on him but the movie as a whole ends up sinking.
a poorly conceived and startlingly miscast comedy that works to every one of its stars' weaknesses.
It is not among Eddie Murphy's finest achievements, yet it is far from the worst movie of all time as its zero rating here at Rotten Tomatoes would suggest. (Blu-ray edition)
You've got one of the funniest verbal actors in the business in Eddie Murphy, and you put him in a movie where he can't talk. It's already a recipe for disaster.
'A Thousand Words' is not unspeakably awful.
The sort of awful formulaic crud that 30 Rock brilliantly mocked just before Leap Day.
Hopelessly underwhelming from start to finish...
Murphy, without the words to go along with his bug-eyed double-takes and the mugging, is lost here... He's never been a silent comic, and never will be.
... equal parts labored allegory without resonance and forced comedy without laughs ...
Like a bad penny, Eddie Murphy is back again, in a family-friendly PG-13 comedy that nobody wants to see.
There is something almost poignant in the way Eddie Murphy so palpably desires to make a meaningful film about enlightenment. The almost comes from the difference between that aspiration and the painfully ill-conceived follow-through
The idea of Murphy, that famously motormouthed actor, suddenly tongue-tied is not a punchy enough punch line to carry a whole film.
This lame, wannabe comedy is an unmitigated disaster.
Maybe Murphy should give future scripts a less cursory perusal.
A Thousand Words ends up incomplete and disingenuous, and worse, not a frame of it is funny.
Not the worst Eddie Murphy movie but certainly not his best either
It isn't a horrible movie, at least not in comparison to Norbit from the same star and director, but it is a dispiritingly dull and cynical one.
Sometimes it's hard to tell quite where the incisions start and stop throughout this already uneven creation.
While not descending to the level of Murphy's worst work--'Pluto Nash' still stands unchallenged--it's a bland, negligible example of the 'becoming a better person through magic' scenario.
Makes The Adventures of Pluto Nash look like Beverly Hills Cop!
Audience Reviews for A Thousand Words
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To be honest the film isn't all that bad, there is a nice spiritual Buddist/Hindu flow through the plot which is simple yet effective. Its an easy going 'Scrooge' type affair really, Murphy is a fast talking slick literacy agent ('Jack') who stretches the truth to make his deals. He gets his comeuppance when he tries his usual spiel on an Indian Guru and ends up getting cursed.
The curse being a Bodhi tree appearing in his garden, from there on every word 'Jack' utters a leaf drops from the tree, the tree dies as the leaves drop...and so does 'Jack'. Once 'Jack' realises his situation the tree only has 1000 leafs left, thus he must try not to speak anymore and hilarity prevails.
Seen something like this before you say? yep you would be right, the plot is very much like Jim Carrey vehicles 'Liar Liar' and 'Yes Man'. In fact this film could have easily been a Jim Carrey vehicle, the plot is perfect for him, its virtually 'Liar Liar' all over again, to a degree. Murphy is wasted here as his best asset is his loud mouth, without it he's rather dull. The problem is Murphy doesn't have the rubber faced skills of Carrey (who would have fitted this much better) to fall back on.
The laughs are very predictable as you can imagine but as said Murphy can't really pull them off very well, he's not that kind of visual comedian. The plot is sweet but again incredibly predictable and ends up being very very mushy towards the end, in fact I still don't quite know what Murphy's character really achieves to reverse his curse. Cliff Curtis as 'Dr. Sinja' is a nice cast choice but you almost feel the role could be given to Morgan Freeman as the character is pretty much the same as his 'Bruce Almighty' role. Lets be honest the whole cast of 'Bruce Almighty' or even 'The Truman Show' could replace the cast for this film and it probably would have done much better.
Its nice to see some Hindu/Buddist imagery and religious culture in this film but that can't really save it. A bad choice in casting lets the film down hugely, on one hand it could have been a sensible emotional drama, on the other a great comedy. In the end its neither and simple below average, its annoying as there is a nice story in here too.
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- Jack McCall: Dickhead's one word!
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- Jack McCall: Hel-lo.
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- Annie McCall: Life's not worth living with out family. Right? Right?!
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- Jack McCall: [standing in front of father's grave] I forgive you.
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- Annie McCall: I like cake! Don't you Jack?
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- Jack McCall: I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back I want my baby back baby back ribs!
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