A Haunted House (2013)

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Movie Info

In an outrageous send up of the Paranormal Activity movies, The Devil Inside and other "found footage" movies, A HAUNTED HOUSE features young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) who have just moved in to their dream house. As they settle in, they quickly find they're not alone. But it's not the house that's haunted, it's Malcolm's girlfriend who is possessed by a demon. Malcolm hires everyone from a priest to modern day ghostbusters to rid her of this unwelcome intruder, … More

Rating: R (for crude and sexual content, language and some drug use)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Rick Alvarez, Marlon Wayans
In Theaters:
On DVD: Apr 23, 2013
Box Office: $40.0M
Runtime:
Open Road Films - Official Site

Cast


as Father Williams

as Chip the Psychic

as Dan the Security Man

as Kisha's Dad

as Kisha's Mom
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Critic Reviews for A Haunted House

All Critics (51) | Top Critics (13)

Along comes Marlon Wayans to do in A Haunted House what he once did in Scary Movie. And do it much, much worse.

Full Review… | January 25, 2013
Globe and Mail
Top Critic

A movie that offends every moral sensibility but delivers few comedic rewards.

Full Review… | January 24, 2013
Toronto Star
Top Critic

Neither worthy of my laughter nor capable of inducing sleep. No, this is one of those rare films where its badness turns the cogs of your brain.

Full Review… | February 6, 2014
Movie Mezzanine

A Haunted House is technically inept, monotonous, and stiflingly cheap-looking. How this cost $2.5 million dollars to produce is beyond me.

Full Review… | November 25, 2013
Quickflix

Too banal to be offensive, it's certainly one to miss

Full Review… | October 18, 2013
The National

Frustratingly, there's actually talent on-screen that hints at what could have been a cleverly comical take on the found-footage genre.

Full Review… | June 27, 2013
Shadows on the Wall

Audience Reviews for A Haunted House

½

This $*%! ain't paranormal!

Mediocre funny movie! There's not much you can say about this film. This is one of those cases where you either are the audience for this film or you're not. If you're a fan of the first two Scary Movies, have an admiration for the Wayans brothers, and dig the advertisements for this film, you'll walk out of there with some good laughs here and there. If you completely despise these movies, or this type of humor in general, you'll walk out feeling cheated. All in all, it's not as bad as you're led to believe, but it's still pretty flimsy.

Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help.

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Manu Gino

Super Reviewer

½

It is what you should expect.

Tomassgringo
Thomas Johnston

Super Reviewer

Malcolm: You made a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes?

"This $*%! ain't paranormal."

For some reason beyond my control, I have watched a movie that I said I never would. I'm more sick of these ridiculous horror spoofs than anyone, but for some reason, my better judgement is always one upped by my fascination for how bad these things can be. In the end, the only thing that keeps me watching these, is seeing just how terrible they can get. A Haunted House happens to be pretty fucking terrible.

Malcolm's new girlfriend moves into his house and he is going to document their new beginning. When things start happening in the house it is brought to Malcolm's attention that his a demon followed his girlfriend to his house. So basically think Paranormal Activity, but taken to the most ridiculous levels.

The humor is what you'd expect. A lot of race jokes, fart jokes, etc. None of the humor was at all intelligent or in any way funny, but as long as the 10 year olds are laughing, I guess that's all that matters. I don't know how anyone could find any enjoyment in this at all.

A Haunted House is a disgrace and just a terrible movie in general. As far as a recommendation goes, my recommendation would be to stay as far away from this one as possible. Don't see it. Unless of course seeing a sheet move because of a woman's gas puts you into fits of laughter. If not, this one is not for you.

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Melvin White

Super Reviewer

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