Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies Reviews
June 9, 2012
An enjoyable ride for a B movie that relishes in its silliness. The lead actor Oberst goes straight through.
July 6, 2014
With few jokes good enough to make this abysmal parody worthwhile, I can't really recommend Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. If you're looking for some silly Asylum fun, stick to Sharknado or any of the MegaShark films. Those films stay away from being boring by taking themselves a little less seriously.
October 27, 2012
Abraham Lincoln (Bill Oberst Jr.), at a young age, discovered there were zombies in the world, and his mother became one of them. Now, as President of the United States, he hears of a similar outbreak near a fort in the south, and takes a team of soldiers down to try to contain the outbreak. As they take over the fort, they must unite with the Confederates to take down a common foe before the zombies overtake the whole of America.
Once again, the production company Asylum breaks out with another horrible mockubuster (a low-budget remake of a big-named blockbuster). Most horror fans know this company is famous for doing this, so we go into it knowing what to expect - low budget effects, horrible acting, hilariously bad costumes and paper-thin storyline. This film has all that in spades. Yet it was slightly better than other Asylum rip-offs, but not by much. Still an enjoyable film to watch with other people just to make fun of it.
August 7, 2012
As shitty as you'd expect. It has a 10 year old Teddy Roosevelt, a 12 man fighting force during the *CIVIL WAR* against hundred or more zombies, and a Lincoln who instead of never telling a lie keeps a whore alive way past her prime, so to speak. ugh. At least the actor playing Lincoln tried, sorta
July 29, 2012
I'm sure I missed some of the jokes in reference to historical facts/figures; but it was another enjoyably bad movie from The Asylum (who else!?).
July 11, 2012
This Asylum offering was WAAAY better than I ever expected it to be. Oberst's Lincoln was top notch, maybe too good for this particular film. This is actually one of the better low budget zombie movies I've seen lately, although I would have preferred much more gore.
July 5, 2012
Too cheesy for it's own good. I mean, I was expecting it to be silly, but it somehow it managed to still be a huge let down. It almost seemed to try and take itself seriously sometimes.
Yet another movie that left me wondering who the hell gives these people money to make these things?
June 22, 2012
Okay, so the idea of Abraham Lincoln killing vampires is ridiculous. What's even more ridiculous? Abraham Lincoln killing zombies. And what's most ridiculous of all? I actually sat through all of this. While the theater release about vampires is actually very entertaining, this one is just a blatant and pathetic attempt to cash in on the (hopeful) popularity of the bigger, much better film. The acting is terrible, there is no plot, and it completely lacks originality. Skip it and see the vampire flick instead.
June 8, 2012
Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies or Vampires in the same year ? Strange! Funny, but not that good of a zombie movie! Hopefully, the one that is going in theaters will be way better!
August 2, 2014
Someone was actually able to raise funds to make this silly thing. Very wooden dialogue only rivaled by the acting. Trash.
April 10, 2014
Abe + Zombies = Perfect
March 2, 2014
This movie just absolutely sucked. The ending was anti-climatic and the acting was just plain boring. Never again will I watch something so outrageously terrible.
November 1, 2013
Not as good as ALVH, but still another good alternate explanation for how Lincoln battled during the Civil War
August 29, 2013
It's actually so horrendous that it ends up being "roll on the floor laughing" funny, and I think that's what the creator wanted people to do, so then, in doing so, he created a comedic masterpiece that's incredibly cheesy, but incredibly hilarious, and even clever.
June 22, 2013
Not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination... but entertaining none the less.
June 9, 2013
Not a complete waste of time as it did have it's entertaining moments with above average performances by actors given a pretty silly script. Though some makeup was very simple and obviously unprofessionally done, the film color really worked and the special effects weren't terrible for such a cheaply made good time.
October 17, 2012
It's ABRAHAM LINCOLN vs zombies.
April 26, 2013
Tremendous flick, I bought it on Bluray after seeing a portion of it on Netflix (which was a limited time thing apparently).
April 24, 2013
watch this movie if you like dead people
April 23, 2013
What the f*ck did I just watch? Really. What did I just watch. Well, time for a little history lesson (we all gotta learn sometimes.) When a big movie is releases, people wanna make money of off the fame. So instead of making a video game, they make a mock-buster. A good example would be "Transformers" and "Transmorphers." Or "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" and "Hansel and Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft." This one just so happened to be a rip-off of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter." I feel like this movie was directed from some guy's basement. The effects look like something I'd get from a halloween store or something you'd find on photoshop. But the story is clever the acting is okay, but one scene bugs the hell out of me. At one scene, a guy is running from zombies, but when he steps on train tracks, a train is coming. What does he do? HE RUNS AWAY FROM THE TRAIN BY RUNNING ON THE TRACKS IN FRONT OF THE F*CKING TRAIN!!! This feels like it would've been better if it was in the form of a book.