Answers to Nothing Reviews
Nearly a dozen random themes and characters have been Scotch-taped together into a single mess.
Shockya.com
Reaches rather nakedly for early Paul Thomas Anderson territory, but the copped moves come off less as artful homage and more as the nervous half-formed duplications of a mentee who's left the nest too soon.
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| Original Score: C
An apt title that sadly recalls lesser ensemble pieces like "Playing by Heart," while wanting to be "Grand Canyon."
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| Original Score: 2/5
KC Active
With his latest effort 'Answers to Nothing,' co-writer-director Matthew Leutwyler appears to have confused glum with profound.
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| Original Score: 1/5
BrianOrndorf.com
Some impassioned performances ease the flow of gloom, but it's a long, steady walk to the noose for a picture in dire need of Prozac and some fresh air.
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| Original Score: C-
Boston Herald
In the inexplicably titled 'Answers to Nothing,' a film you might inadvertently wander into this weekend if you're unlucky
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| Original Score: D
Any movie that calls itself Answers to Nothing ought to be 100 percent sure it's about something.
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| Original Score: 1/4
It begins with Dane Cook procuring sperm to impregnate his desperate wife with a little help from his mistress - and goes steadily downhill from there.
Slant Magazine
Tasteless and out of touch right down to its foundation, embarrassingly unaware that Crash-like, hyperlink narratives went out with bird-flu paranoia.
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| Original Score: .5/4
There's a lack of real conclusiveness to many of the film's characters and situations.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Movieline
A Short Cuts full of self-pitying sociopaths, Answers to Nothing follows its characters toward a succession of increasingly queasy conclusions it tries to pass off as heartfelt and human.
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| Original Score: 4/10
Some fine performances and an embrace of understatement make Matthew Leutwyler's oddly titled "Answers to Nothing" a respectable entry in the multiple-stories-that-interlock genre.
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| Original Score: 3/5
The trick for a movie with this many loosely connected people is to find the magic or tragedy or thought that arranges them into some kind of galaxy.
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| Original Score: 1/4
Film Journal International
An overlong bunch of intertwining stories, none of which is worth the viewer's time.
RedEye
Will make you hate words--and these idiots who refuse to stop saying them without actually saying anything at all.
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| Original Score: 0/4
Even in the best ensembles, there's always a weak character, someone we're relieved to get away from so that we can get back to the people who interest us. Here, we can't wait to get away from pretty much all of them.
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| Original Score: 1.5/5
AV Club
Answers To Nothing's thinly drawn characters orbit one another like fading satellites until their stories intersect and overlap in arbitrary ways.
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| Original Score: D+
The connections seem less immediate and significant, and so the movie sometimes seems based on a group of separate short stories.
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| Original Score: 2.5/4
Boston Phoenix
The baleful influence of Paul Haggis's multi-narrative Oscar-winner Crash (2004) continues with Matthew Leutwyler's trite contraption.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4

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