Like a bad TV sitcom, the cruise ship plucks a stranded Swedish sun-tanning team from the ocean to comply with Hollywood’s current unofficial cleavage quotient.
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08/07/08
Boat Trip (2003)
7 %
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Reviews Counted: 85
Fresh: 6
Rotten:79
Average Rating: 2.6/10
Consensus: Too stupid and groan-inducing to be funny.
Theatrical Release:Mar 21, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $8,525,095
Synopsis: Take a vacation cruise you'll never forget with Artisan Entertainment's Boat Trip, a hilarious high-seas voyage of love and misadventure starring Academy Award® winner Cuba Gooding, Jr. (Jerry... [More]
Starring: Cuba Gooding, Horatio Sanz, Will Ferrell, Vivica A. Fox
Director: Mort Nathan
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Reviews for Boat Trip
Cuba Gooding Jr. is the kind of guy who does ten minutes of shtick every time the little light in the fridge comes on.
03/05/07
Top CriticIt also has one of the most lame plots in the history of lame plots.
12/30/06
Only Cuba Gooding Jr., the Olivier of his generation, could pull off such a daring commentary on modern manners.
07/18/04
As painful as you imagine it is.
12/04/03
[Gooding's] performance here isn't as energetic as it is desperate.
09/11/03
Esta comédia poderia até funcionar como um esquete do Saturday Night Live (o que combinaria até mesmo com o elenco), mas, como um longa de 94 minutos de duração, é irregular, cansativa e pouco original.
07/17/03
No one comes off worse than Cuba Gooding, Jr., whom the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences could sue for defamation had the movie’s advertisements put 'Academy Award winner' before his name.
06/27/03
Apart from my disappointment that Roger Moore didn't use any funny Bond-related lines (let's face it, "license to drill" or "for your eyes only" would have been hilarious coming out of his mouth), the movie more than exceeded my expectations.
06/10/03
If Boat Trip were a skin disease, you'd have whatever limb it was found on amputated at the base.
05/13/03
A lot of movies aim for the lowest common denominator. Boat Trip is merely low.
04/09/03
This is a tasteless and tacky farce laced with cheap homophobic jokes and cringe-inducing stereotypes ...
03/31/03
Top CriticPoor Cuba Gooding Jr. After his surprising and deserving Oscar win in Jerry Maguire, his career has gone absolutely nowhere.
03/30/03
The real issue is that it is not funny.
03/29/03
A mixed bag.
03/27/03
Stale slapstick and predictable, raunchy sight gags (usually involving a banana).
03/27/03
Cuba Gooding, Jr., fire your agent!
03/26/03
A supposedly gay-themed film made for people with an adolescent obsession with boobs and the egotistical sense that all gay men are hot for them (mostly evidenced by guys who wouldn't be cruised in Portsmouth on a pay night).
03/26/03
The most obvious mistake [the film] makes is having Nick and Jerry figure out they're on a gay cruise almost immediately.
03/26/03
The best I can say of this sinking ship is that it’s an equal opportunity offender: there’s something here to infuriate you whether you’re a heterosexual, homosexual, black, white, Hispanic, Swedish, Swiss, aristocrat, Joe Sixpack, disco diva, war veteran
03/25/03
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