Captain Ron (1992)

Captain Ron

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Movie Info

After he inherits a yacht, Chicago businessman Martin totes his family to the Caribbean to claim it. Not having any skill at boating, he hires long-haired, one-eyed low-life Captain Ron, to pilot the heap to Miami. During the journey, the somewhat inept sailor frequently loses his way while becoming a hit with everyone in the family--except Martin. This comedy features Martin Short, Kurt Russell, Mary Kay Place, with Benjamin Salisbury and Meadow Sisto as the two children.

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: John M. Dwyer, Thom Eberhardt
In Theaters:
On DVD: Sep 3, 2002
Runtime:

Cast


as Captain Ron

as Martin Harvey

as Katherine Harvey

as Caroline Harvey

as Benjamin Harvey

as General Armando

as Translator

as Magistrate

as Angeline

as Zachery

as Donaldson

as Sneezing Woman

as Bicycle Messenger

as Man with Rifle

as Island Girl

as Wong's Waitress

as Old Man

as Handsome Guerrilla

as Guerrilla

as Dutch Dude

as Dutch Dude

as Pirates
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Critic Reviews for Captain Ron

All Critics (16) | Top Critics (3)

The scenery is pretty but the movie never makes one wish to be in it.

Full Review… | May 20, 2003
New York Times
Top Critic

If we lived in a just universe, Captain Ron, a farce filmed in and around the Devil's Triangle, would simply have vanished into another dimension.

Full Review… | January 1, 2000
Washington Post
Top Critic

Full Review… | June 24, 2006
Time Out
Top Critic

Director Eberhardt does nothing to elevate this from being anything other than a boring TV movie, and I'm sure if Kurt Russell wasn't in it, that's exactly where it would have premiered.

Full Review… | May 22, 2012
Sin Magazine

Forced Kurt Russell, Marty Short comedy.

January 4, 2005
Kansas City Kansan

Kurt Russell is the only thing that makes this movie tolerable - and just barely at that.

May 25, 2004
eFilmCritic.com

Audience Reviews for Captain Ron

½

Very silly and occasionally funny, Captain Ron is not a recommendable movie but is, at the same time, an unforgettable cult comedy. Who is fan of Martin Short, like I'm, is good to know this rare dumb picture.

Lucas Martins
Lucas Martins

Super Reviewer

A completely corny attempt at a comedy. While Kurt Russell is undeniably funny, that is literally the only thing this film has going for it. The plot is horrible and the acting from everyone else is terrible. It's almost just sad at how cheap and throw away this movie is.

ythelastman89
Conner Rainwater

Super Reviewer

Not great but I like Martin Short!

SirPant
Anthony Lawrie

Super Reviewer

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