Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things Reviews

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Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews
July 15, 2014
A great title, but a lousy film.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Ian Berriman
SFX Magazine
April 26, 2010
Like watching a George Romero rip-off, directed by Ed Wood, with a script scribbled by Joe Orton while he was ripped to the tits on poppers.
Fernando F. Croce
September 5, 2009
Clark accordingly avails himself of the best abysmal wisecracks, offhand surrealism, and decomposing mise-en-scène available
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
October 18, 2007
On a technical level, at least, it's great fun.
Jeremiah Kipp
Slant Magazine
September 29, 2007
Clark's first film is memorable only for its catchy title.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Clint Morris
January 24, 2006
One of the best horror movies of the 70's!
| Original Score: 3/5
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
November 25, 2002
Truly weird, sometimes effective horror cheapie.
| Original Score: 3/5
Scott Weinberg
July 25, 2002
Pretty bad, but not even close to Bob Clark's worst. This guy directed both "Baby Geniuses," don't forget.
| Original Score: 2/5
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis
April 8, 2001
On any absolute scale of movie ratings, it should score pretty low. However, there is no accounting for the amount of fun one can have with it.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
Emanuel Levy
August 22, 2005
| Original Score: 2/5
Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
June 4, 2003
| Original Score: 2/5
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