Dead Clowns Reviews
theimmortallurker
October 27, 2007
This sounded pretty cool, Zombie Clowns, how could that not be fun? And with Brinke Stevens and Debbie Rochon, you can at least expect to see some skin, right? Nope, all wrong! The movie did sound fun, and could have been so as a 20 min. short film, but stretch it to 90 mins, and you have nothing. No good scenes, no good skin, no good make up, no good quotes, just plain no good . Recommend it only to those you truly hate.
October 21, 2007
There's bad B-Horror movies and then there's this. I really hate when the cover looks alot better than the movie. The film dragggggged! The actors were terrible. Too many long shots of a hurricane. Clowns came out of the water after so many years, but their suits were nice and clean??? Nobody put effort in defending themselves?
August 26, 2007
LAME
Just what you'd expect from a B-rated horror flick, and the one thing I will say about it is that it knew it was a B-rated horror flick, so that's alright.
The acting was atrocious. The camera angles and effects laughable, and the 'dead clowns' were downright stupid looking and made me laugh more than made me horrified.
It's funny how, 50 years after their deaths, they resurface. It's like an unwritten rule where zombies can't come back to life unless it's a major milestone. Expect in 50 years for "Dead Clowns 2" to hit your favorite video store. Until then, avoid the original. Please.
One word:
LAME
Just what you'd expect from a B-rated horror flick, and the one thing I will say about it is that it knew it was a B-rated horror flick, so that's alright.
The acting was atrocious. The camera angles and effects laughable, and the 'dead clowns' were downright stupid looking and made me laugh more than made me horrified.
It's funny how, 50 years after their deaths, they resurface. It's like an unwritten rule where zombies can't come back to life unless it's a major milestone. Expect in 50 years for "Dead Clowns 2" to hit your favorite video store. Until then, avoid the original. Please.
June 7, 2012
I do not lie when I say this is the worst movie I've ever seen. There's barely enough bad parts that are funny to make me finish watching it without contemplating suicide.
June 18, 2011
im giving it half a star for the blood but damn this movie was a piece of shit
October 16, 2010
This was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Don't even bother. Seriously.
