Another reviewer suggested that this cartoon was an "an inevitable piss-shit of bad". I'm not sure it's quite that bad, but I did find out how many times you can fall asleep during a 78 minute movie. I'm not gonna lie, I do enjoy elves that make armpit farts, but those moments were just way too few and far between. What we did learn though, is the answer to one age old question. Is there a bowling alley at the North Pole? YES, there is!