Opening

78% Fast & Furious 6 May 24
50% The Hangover Part III May 23
100% Epic May 24
95% Before Midnight May 24
100% We Steal Secrets: The Story Of Wikileaks May 24
—— Fill the Void May 24
—— A Green Story May 24
—— Alyce Kills May 24

Top Box Office

86% Star Trek Into Darkness $70.2M
78% Iron Man 3 $35.8M
49% The Great Gatsby $23.9M
46% Pain & Gain $3.2M
69% The Croods $3.0M
77% 42 $2.8M
56% Oblivion $2.3M
98% Mud $2.2M
37% Peeples $2.2M
8% The Big Wedding $1.2M

Coming Soon

—— After Earth May 31
—— Now You See Me May 31
88% The East May 31
100% The Kings of Summer May 31

Elf Bowling: The Movie Reviews

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Luke B

Super Reviewer

December 19, 2009
As disgustingly soulless and irritating as you can imagine. Poor animation, terrible voice work and gut poundingly horrific songs. The idea of Santa starting life as a pirate was of some interest, but after that it's an inevitable piss-shit of bad. Who...WHO..thought making an internet joke game into a movie was a good idea? Some films truly are worse than cancer.
January 1, 2013
Another reviewer suggested that this cartoon was an "an inevitable piss-shit of bad". I'm not sure it's quite that bad, but I did find out how many times you can fall asleep during a 78 minute movie. I'm not gonna lie, I do enjoy elves that make armpit farts, but those moments were just way too few and far between. What we did learn though, is the answer to one age old question. Is there a bowling alley at the North Pole? YES, there is!
November 18, 2010
GOD AWFUL MOVIE! i saw this a while ago, my famiy rented a handful of movies from redbox just because, and we watched this......Worst movie i have seen in my entire life
Jesse B.
Jesse B.

March 14, 2009
This movie is painful to watch. The jokes and musical numbers are horrible. Even my 10-year old son suggested that we watch something else.
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