Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight. I just finished watching Fight Club for the billionth time, and let me say it's one of my favorites. The ending seems to confuse a bunch of people, so I'm here to share my theory. SPOILER ALERT: Basically Norton shot himself, but he angled it so it would only go through his cheek, the Tyler personality didn't know this however, and he fell over thinking he'd been shot in the head. Weird but it works.Okay, now on to the review. Fight Club is one of the greatest movies, or even the greatest, of all time. It has everything you want in an R Rated film. This is a movie that you must see before kicking the bucket. Seriously, if you haven't seen this movie, you need to now. This is a movie that defined a generation. Honestly, this is a quintessential film for any movie lover, and is my all-time favorite film. Let me put it in context: I haven't gone a day since I've seen it without quoting the film. Norton, Pitt, and Carter are at the top of their games, and even though "Bitch Tits Bob", who is easily my favorite character. Anyways, this is a flaw-free film that is highly rewatchable. Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler. Narrator: Tyler, what the fuck is going on here?
Tyler Durden: I ask you for one thing, one simple thing.
Narrator: Why do people think that I'm you? Answer me!
Tyler Durden: Sit.
Narrator: Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you.
Tyler Durden: I think you know.
Narrator: No, I don't.
Tyler Durden: Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?
Narrator: Uh... I... I don't know.
[Random flashbacks]
Tyler Durden: You got it.
Narrator: No.
Tyler Durden: Say it.
Narrator: Because...
Tyler Durden: Say it.
Narrator: Because we're the same person.
Tyler Durden: That's right.