Rin Tin Tin would never have okayed a script like this.
Firehouse Dog (2007)
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Reviews Counted:24
Fresh:11
Rotten:13
Average Rating:5/10
Consensus: Firehouse Dog’s cute premise is ruined with endless fart and poop jokes, and an overlong run time.
Rated: PG [See Full Rating] for sequences of action peril, some mild crude humor and language
Runtime: 1 hr 51 mins
Genre: Childrens
Theatrical Release:Apr 4, 2007 Wide
Box Office: $13,881,654
Synopsis: Rex, Hollywood's top-grossing canine, is known for his extreme athletic abilities and diva-like demeanor. His perks package, rivaling that of any A-list celebrity, includes Kobe beef, a poodle... Rex, Hollywood's top-grossing canine, is known for his extreme athletic abilities and diva-like demeanor. His perks package, rivaling that of any A-list celebrity, includes Kobe beef, a poodle harem, and a diamond collar. Rex’s luck – and Hollywood high life – runs out while shooting a commercial; an aerial stunt goes awry, leading Rex’s handlers to presume he’s dead. But Rex is merely lost – alone, filthy and unrecognizable in an unfamiliar city. Chased by animal control, he takes refuge in grubby abandoned lofts, a far cry from his former luxurious lifestyle. Shane Fahey (Josh Hutcherson), a bright but rebellious 12-year-old, has exasperated his father Connor (Bruce Greenwood) for the umpteenth time. A single parent and captain of the rundown inner city fire station known as Dogpatch, Connor is charged with inspiring the sad-sack company: veteran and firehouse cook Joe Musto (Bill Nunn), the super-fit and strong-willed mother hen Pepita “Pep” Clemente (Mayte Garcia), the exhausted family-man Lionel Bradford (Scotch Ellis Loring), and the calendar-worthy rookie Terence Kahn (Teddy Sears). The team is still coping with the recent loss of their former captain, Connor’s brother. Shane is also troubled by his uncle’s death, and he’s been acting out by ditching school. As Connor reprimands Shane for his unruly behavior, Dogpatch gets a call to put out a blaze tearing through the lofts where Rex has been hiding Trapped on the loft’s burning roof, Rex makes a death-defying leap and is rescued by Connor. Once they are safe on the ground, Shane is tasked with finding the mutt’s owner. The pompous, fastidious Rex and the troubled, messy Shane immediately clash. Unaware of Rex’s true identity, Shane becomes his reluctant new master. But his attitude changes when he discovers Rex’s spectacular skills, which the firefighters put to use during rescue calls. Inspired by the dog’s talent and courage, Dogpatch makes Rex its mascot. It’s just the boost the company needs – and what Shane and Connor need to help bring them together. But Rex’s fame has drawn the attention of his Hollywood handlers who want him back – while father and son face a deadly challenge from an unexpected source. -- © 20th Century Fox [More]
Starring: Josh Hutcherson, Bruce Greenwood, Bree Turner, Dash Mihok
Starring: Josh Hutcherson, Bruce Greenwood, Bree Turner, Dash Mihok, Steven Culp, Mayte Garcia, Bill Nunn
Director: Todd Holland
Director: Todd Holland
Screenwriter: Mike Werb, Claire-Lee Lim, Michael Colleary
Producer: Michael Colleary, Mike Werb
Composer: Jeff Cardoni
Studio: 20th Century Fox
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Mar 17, 2009
Reviews for Firehouse Dog
Firehouse Dog is credited to three writers, but not one of them seems to have a solitary spark of an idea.
It's aimed squarely at primary schoolers, but they'll probably get fidgety before its 111 minutes elapse.
OK, Letters from Iwo Jima it's not. Firehouse Dog, though, serves a purpose, and it's a purpose you'd know quite well if you had a 6-year-old.
[The dog] looks like a cross between a rat and a llama. And he burps, farts, and even poops on dinner.
Like a loyal pet, Firehouse Dog ends up being a fun family experience all ages will enjoy.
Intertwining more storylines than a dog walker's clutch of leashes, Firehouse Dog nevertheless gets them all neatly resolved, pets in the right hands and wrongdoers in the can.
It has one of the best -- if not always the most heartwarming -- dog-and-his-boy relationships since Lassie.
If there was a good idea at the core of this film, it's been buried in an unsightly pile of flatulence jokes, dog-related bad puns and a ridiculous serial arson plot.
In a film that's effectively the canine version of Doc Hollywood, the title character learns to sift false from true values. It's barking up the right tree.
You'd be better off taking your kid to visit a dog run for a couple of hours.
This is an oddly second-rate production for a major-studio release; the underwhelming mystery belongs in a Scooby-Doo episode, and the slapdash direction is just as shaggy.
Firehouse Dog is a wholesome throwback to a time before computer animators made animals talk and penguins hogged the glory.
Firehouse Dog isn't quite the equivalent of the 1999 talking-infant bomb Baby Geniuses, but at times it's close enough for discomfort.
Firehouse Dog goes into the marginally watchable category, aimed as it is toward the middlebrow family trade, preferably dog owners with their own Sparky slopping up the station wagon windows.
In Firehouse Dog a pampered Hollywood pooch trades his movie-star lifestyle for a run-down firehouse sadly in need of a mascot.
Can anyone dislike a Firehouse Dog? Even one as formulaic and hackneyed as this one?
Though it never completely catches fire, there's enough earnestness and warmth that makes it a welcome alternative in a family film arena dominated by computer animation and associated toy lines.
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