• PG-13, 1 hr. 33 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    George Miller
  • Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment

Opening

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Top Box Office

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Coming Soon

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Frozen Assets Reviews

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Naughtia
Naughtia

Super Reviewer

May 15, 2010
A movie about some people trying to run a sperm bank using extraordinary measures. This movie was a bit cheesy at times but I also found it to be charming and funny.
May 7, 2013
This is almost certainly one of the worst movies ever made. I don't believe I will ever see a comedy that is as bad as this. You can laugh at it's unbelievable badness and spectacular incompetence, but at the same time- it's so shockingly and depressingly bad, that if you're a filmmaker like me- that would be a bit hard to do. Every character and situation, and i mean every single one of these elements- is less intelligent than the average lifeless skeleton in a graveyard. If you do make the inexplicable and seriously dubious choice to watch this asshole of a film (excuse the poor language, i'm this serious)- you might want to get on a heavy dose of anti-depressants after watching it.
Naughtia
Naughtia

Super Reviewer

May 15, 2010
A movie about some people trying to run a sperm bank using extraordinary measures. This movie was a bit cheesy at times but I also found it to be charming and funny.
Christopher Small
Christopher Small

November 15, 2009
It has the feel of a kids movie, but is grossly about sperm donation and sex. I've always considered movies that bleak out humanity and emotion in exchange for extreme gore or bleakness are the worst movies ever made, but "Frozen Assets" wins that title as a "comedy".
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