Gigli (2003)
Average Rating: 2.7/10
Reviews Counted: 171
Fresh: 11 | Rotten: 160
Bizarre and clumsily plotted, Gigli is a mess. As for its stars, Affleck and Lopez lack chemistry.
Average Rating: 2.6/10
Critic Reviews: 46
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 45
Bizarre and clumsily plotted, Gigli is a mess. As for its stars, Affleck and Lopez lack chemistry.
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Average Rating: 1.6/5
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Movie Info
Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) is a low-level Los Angeles mob enforcer. His volatile boss, Louis (Lenny Venito), hires Gigli to kidnap Brian (newcomer Justin Bartha), the mentally handicapped younger brother of a federal prosecutor who's about to bring Louis' boss to trial in New York. Gigli gets the kid home without a hitch. Then a beautiful woman (Jennifer Lopez) shows up at his door. She says her name is Ricki, and Gigli soon learns that the nervous Louis has hired her to keep an eye on him. "In
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Cast
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Ben Affleck
Larry Gigli -
Jennifer Lopez
Ricki -
Justin Bartha
Brian -
Lainie Kazan
Mother -
Missy Crider
Robin -
Lenny Venito
Louis -
Christopher Walken
Det. Stanley Jacobel... -
Al Pacino
Starkman -
Terry Camilleri
Man in Dryer -
Elaine Klimaszewski
Beach Dancer -
David Pressman
Assistant Director -
Matt Sergott
Beach Dancer -
Robert Silver
Man in Debt -
Peter Van Norden
Morgue Attendant -
Todd Giebenhain
High School Kid #1 -
Brian Sites
High School Kid #2 -
Shelby Fenner
Australian Dancer -
Brandon Henschel
Beach Dancer -
David Backus
Laundry Customer -
David Bonfadini
High School Kid #5 -
Nadine Ellis
Beach Dancer -
Theresa Barbosa-Adam...
Beach Dancer -
Les Bradford
High School Kid #4 -
Brian Casey
High School Kid #3 -
Kelly Cooper
Beach Dancer -
RJ Durell
Beach Dancer -
Shaun Earl
Beach Dancer -
Alex Fatovich
Packing Store Clerk -
Samuel Luis Givens
Beach Dancer -
Hunter Hamilton
Beach Dancer -
Samuel Harper
Beach Dancer -
Zach Hensler
Beach Dancer -
Scott Hislop
Beach Dancer -
Dondraico L. Johnson
Beach Dancer -
Dwight P. Ketchum
High School Kid #6 -
Melanie Lewis
Beach Dancer -
Brooke Long
Beach Dancer -
Luis Alberto Martine...
Adult Care Resident -
Kim McSwain
Beach Dancer -
Mark Meismer
Beach Dancer -
Ross Mulholland
Beach Dancer -
Jenni Oborne
Beach Dancer -
Brandi Oglesby
Beach Dancer -
Zeke Ruelas
Beach Dancer -
Robert Schultz
Beach Dancer -
Jenny Seeger
Beach Dancer -
Jeri Slaughter
Beach Dancer -
Megan Stephens
Beach Dancer -
Jenny Lynn Suckling
Beach Dancer -
Giggi Thesman
Beach Dancer -
Lisa Thompson
Beach Dancer -
Nikki Tuazon
Beach Dancer -
Salvatore Vassallo
Beach Dancer -
Robert Vinson
Beach Dancer -
Kevin J. Wilson
Beach Dancer -
Tovaris Wilson
Beach Dancer -
Robert Hoffman
Beach Dancer -
Tara Wilson
Beach Dancer
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All Critics (172) | Top Critics (46) | Fresh (11) | Rotten (160) | DVD (21)
More stupefying follies may come, but it's impossible to imagine how they'll beat this one for staggering idiocy, fatuousness or pretension.
Every bit as unwatchable as the deafening negative chatter would suggest.
It's hard to tell who this movie was intended for: those who think that a mentally challenged boy singing dirty rap lyrics is cute and funny? Those who find Ben Affleck's brow to be ineffably mysterious? Students of Stoic philosophy looking for a test?
Brief but flamboyant cameos by Christopher Walken and Al Pacino helped keep me distracted from the noble intentions and the silliness.
Mitigating factors: a carefully curated sampling of J-Lo butt cleavage, and an arrhythmic Christopher Walken cameo which momentarily diverts the doomed ship from collision with the iceberg.
The stars display zip chemistry, but seem to find themselves adorable. They're so taken with each other they don't need an audience.
Here is a film that exists on another plane. It is so insane, so misguided, so Dadaesque, so Kafkaesque, you'll think I'm exaggerating. I'm not.
[A] hopelessly scatterbrained romantic comedy.
Not only is it a total botch, it's also an unrelentingly boring botch, meaning it doesn't even fit into the "so bad it's hilarious" category alongside Showgirls and Battlefield Earth.
Excruciating.
Misbegotten mess of a not family-friendly movie.
No, it's not the worst film ever made, but it is a sickening exercise in smugness and self-love.
Writer/director Martin Brest ("Scent of a Woman") combines romance, comedy, and crime in a movie that will forever be blamed for bringing together Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.
This is a derivative, cliché awful film...
I can't call Gigli a misunderstood masterwork, but I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed it.
Torture. Impossible to imagine how it could've been worse.
Gigli isn't the equivalent of cracking a whippit, but it is irredeemably flawed
Apart from the notoriety of their relationship, there isn't much else going for this movie.
I can't say that I enjoyed watching Gigli but it certainly was an instructive lesson in how good ideas can go horribly wrong.
Famous rich people can't just go to Glamour Shots to satisfy their appetites for amour-propre...
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez ... each spend several shocking minutes expounding upon the wonders of their own nether regions.
Audience Reviews for Gigli
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- Ricki: It's turkey time.
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- Det. Stanley Jacobellis: Man, you know what I'd love to do, right now? Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it! INTERESTED? SURE?
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