Glass Trap Reviews
[font=Times New Roman][size=3]Next, picture the hallway of an office building where hundreds of these monsters have accidentally been brought hidden in the back of a Toyota pickup truck!!! [/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=3]Now, cut to a small kitchen, where the camera lingers on the ants' victims as the ants approach at the speed of... ants! T[/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=3]he tension gradually doesn't build as we see the victims .... engaged in a long discussion about what the rubber thing on the floor is, what its doing, whether it might eat sugar, yada, yada, yada.[/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=3]Are you tired of all those movies with great action sequences, good dialogue, interesting characters, and realistic special effects? Then this is the movie for you![/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=3]The Glass Trap tries very hard to be campy in the best spirit of the SciFi Channel's B-movies, and succeeds in one way: it's perfect material for Mystery Science Theater![/size][/font]
Glass trap is hillarious. But its awful. Theres really not much to say about it except just expect something a bunch of middle schoolers would go film on a weekend if they were bored. Think same locations, props, and acting as these middle schoolers. And that should give you Glass Trap.
As you see, the movie is quite hillarious, in a BAD way, but its really not worth renting, unless your with a TON of people and you wanna just pig out, get on a sugar high, and use absolutely no brain power whatsoever.
I am actually quite suprised that this movie made it to blockbuster. Of course, it did not go to theaters, it went straight to dvd, and was probably edited using the same program we use to edit our brodcasts at my school.
With a brief review (which is all you need), Glass trap satisfies itself with a pathetic 1 out of 10. Remember, the only things that mix with this movie are a LOT of people and sugar highs. Then you should be good to go.
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