[font=Arial][color=darkred]-Mariah Carrey is shown leaving her real mom (black mom too) at age 8 with her kitten. Somewhere through 'Glitter' she has a fight with her boyfriend and takes her cat (yes the very same immortal cat that must have been pushing 20) and leaves.[/color][/font]
[font=Arial][color=darkred]-She has a fight with said boyfriend and they both try and write a love song to show their remorse. Except they BOTH come up with the EXACT same song word for word, note for note, and NO ONE thinks this is the creepiest thing ever.[/color][/font]
[font=Arial][color=darkred]-The movie freakin' ends with Carrey's boyfriend getting shot and killed. Yes, this is truly how the thing ends. Oh, like any of you cared about plot spoilers anyway.[/color][/font]
[font=Arial][color=darkred]-Da Brat is in it for "comic relief."[/color][/font]
[font=Arial][color=#8b0000]-The movie is inexplicably set in the 1980s for no reason.[/color][/font]
[font=Arial][color=darkred]No wonder Carrey was shipped into the Looney bin. Anyone would have to be crazy thinking 'Glitter' ever remotely resembled art. It's so bad it's awesome to watch. Bring some friends over, open up some alcohol, and let the fun times begin.[/color][/font]
[font=Arial][color=darkred]Nate's Grade: F, like it matters though[/color][/font]
Just keep repeating that over and over. You'll be lulled into a trance then be such a huge Mariah fan that the movie may suck less for you through your own voice affirmation. If you're new to self hypnosis... don't try it at home. Its for the professionals kids. Works wonders.
Or buy ruby slippers and just wish you were somewhere else and maybe that will work too.
I don't care what the critics say, this movie was AWESOME!!
Whoever was sitting around and decided to make a homeless-to-famous story starring Mariah Carey needs to be shot.
Or did this movie turn into Hitchcock after the first 10 minutes? Because that's all I could take.