Grown Ups Reviews
Examiner.com
The title mainly leaves one wondering when Sandler will chose to finally grow up and stop starring in this ongoing series of terrible comedies.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
TheMovieReport.com
Doesn't so much play like a film than random home movies of Sandler and his usual screen cronies on vacation.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
Film Journal International
Five forgettable characters reunite for a (lame) joke-filled weekend.
ComingSoon.net
The second half of Grown Ups isn't good enough to dig its way out of the tremendous hole it's created for itself but it's far from the worse thing Sandler has ever made. Maybe in another 20 years he'll make something funny.
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| Original Score: 5/10
Grown Ups is the perfect poster child for this maddening summer of movie mediocrity.
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| Original Score: 2/4
Times-Picayune
Grown Ups heralds a sad day for comedy nostalgists of a certain age. Call it the day the amusement died.
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| Original Score: 2/4
The Standard
Surprisingly, amazingly, bafflingly uncomedic and unhilarious.
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| Original Score: 1/5
IGN DVD
There's almost no plot, and loads of schmaltz, but the hidden metaphors and cast chemistry makes this a worthwhile effort.
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| Original Score: 7/10
Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)
The shameless sentiment (a cute little girl wants to use the car GPS to locate heaven) and Sandler's ego-tripping (he's married to Salma Hayek, and he's a sure shot on the basketball court) interfere with the laughs.
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| Original Score: 2/4
This is London
Despite some passable gags and a whole posse of middle-aged funnymen, Denis Dugan's comedy is about the least grown-up movie you could see.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Shadows on the Wall
Not much more than an in-joke between the actors, this film is amiable but never funny. And despite some hackneyed moralising, it has nothing to say.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Total Film
You've seen these actors play these characters many times before, and better.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Daily Express
Full of obvious jokes and schmaltzy sentiment, Grown Ups is as much fun as watching endless home movies of people you really don't know very well.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Scotsman
Like The Big Chill with farting grandmothers...
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| Original Score: 1/5
Independent
Sandler's abysmal script cooks up a bite-sized moral for the finale. Groan ups, more like.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Daily Mirror [UK]
Frankly, if this makes you laugh even once, I recommend seeking medical advice.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Guardian [UK]
If root canal surgery feels too childish a torment, may we direct your attention to this ghastly celebrity roast in the guise of a boisterous family comedy.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Daily Mail [UK]
If you thought writer-producer-actor Adam Sandler would never stoop lower than Little Nicky, here's the unwelcome proof that you were wrong.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Daily Telegraph
Like being sat on by all your least favourite school bullies.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Empire Magazine
Smug and lazy comedy that barely raises a chuckle.
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| Original Score: 1/5

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