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Hitch (2005)



Critic Consensus: Despite Hitch's predictability, Will Smith and Kevin James win praise for their solid, warmhearted performances.

Movie Info

A dating doctor claims that with his services he can match anyone with their soulmate in just three dates. When a jaded tabloid journalist sets out to expose him as a scam artist, the two find themselves falling in love.more
Rating: PG-13 (for language and some strong sexual references)
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Directed By: ,
Written By: Kevin Bisch
In Theaters:
On DVD: Jun 14, 2005
Box Office: $177.6M
Sony Pictures - Official Site


Will Smith
as Alex "Hitch" Hitchen...
Amber Valletta
as Allegra Cole
Robinne Lee
as Cressida
Philip Bosco
as Mr. O'Brian
Nayokah Afflack
as Stephanie
Jack Hartnett
as Tom Reda
Mimi Weddell
as Grandma Wellington
Ryan Cross
as Charles Wellington
Remy Selma
as Newsguy
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News & Interviews for Hitch

Critic Reviews for Hitch

All Critics (191) | Top Critics (42)

Under- whelming, and predictable cookie cutter romantic comedy fluff...

Full Review… | November 22, 2014
Cinema Crazed

Will Smith charms again; best for teens and up.

Full Review… | December 24, 2010
Common Sense Media

In a movie where the film's trailer has spoiled all its best scenes, and the onscreen chemistry between our primary lovebirds is a failed experiment, it's refreshing that "Hitch" still provides that rare buoyant romantic lift that the genre promises.

Full Review… | April 18, 2009

Does everyone fall in love after the third date? In his world, they do.

Full Review… | July 19, 2008
San Francisco Examiner

full review in Greek

Full Review… | October 3, 2006
Movies for the Masses

Fans of movies like The Wedding Planner and You've Got Mail looking for a charming date movie with lots of laughs will fall in love with Hitch.

September 28, 2006
Christianity Today

Audience Reviews for Hitch

Hitch just doesn't work. Plain and simple. The cast tries hard (for the most part), but this film just simply isn't funny. Featuring a bloated run time of nearly 2 hours, I laughed only once or twice. Yes, Hitch is that despicable kind of movie; a comedy that's not funny. And worse still, it's also absurdly predictable. Formula, formula, formula, and not a single unique character, gag, or plot point. If it wasn't for the big name cast, I might've assumed this was a made-for-TV film.
The paper-thin plot (that is stretched to the breaking point) is about a dating adviser named Alex Hitchens (though he goes by Hitch). While Hitch has matched many people up with their perfect partner, Hitch himself has not had a long-running relationship. So Hitch finally hooks up with a girl, though unfortunate events may destroy his relationship, and his reputation.
You want cheesy pick-up lines? You got it. You want slapstick? You got it. You want kicks to the groin? Heck, we've got that too. But you want laughs? Good luck buddy, nothing here but groans.
And the story is so predictable, I almost felt like I had seen this film before. This film is also ridiculously cheesy, as it tries to make the ending as perfect and happy as possible.
I haven't even mentioned the product placement, pacing issues, and some of the most clumsy dialogue I've ever heard in a romance film. I know this is a chick flick, but come on! Even the most easily moved individuals won't be able to resist a few eye rolls.
The cast, however, seems very committed. Will Smith gives it his all as Hitch, while Kevin James is very energetic as Albert Brennaman. The actors are so into their roles, we almost want to believe what they're saying is actually funny. But no amount of acting could ever fool the audience into believing this script is any good. Also, Eva Mendes is entirely bland as Hitch's love interest Sara Melas (though the character itself is fairly bland too).
Surprisingly, the score by George Fenton is pretty decent. Yes, it feels very dated. And the more sentimental bits are clichéd and forgettable. But there is some really fun music and piano pieces throughout, so the score was a pleasant surprise.
As I watched Hitch, I just shook my head in amazement. Insulting doesn't even begin to describe the kind of immature "humor" is on display here. These are the kind of gags I might expect in a TV show on the Disney Channel. Why must Hollywood throw us all of this garbage and expect us to eat it and like it? I like to see some actual effort and creativity in the films I watch!
Staring at the screen in utter disgust, I began wondering how anyone could possibly find this film funny. 2 Stars 10-11-09 (Updated)

Bruce Bruce

Super Reviewer


Will is a love doctor, he gives men confidence to meet and date the woman of their dreams. However, when it comes to his own love life, he gets it all wrong. Will is great. Lots of funny moments e.g. the seafood allergy and the dancing scenes. Good music.

Candy Rose

Super Reviewer

It is sad to see a talented actor like Will Smith wasted in such an idiotic romantic comedy. A movie that is silly and implausible, full of clichés, ridiculous situations, unfunny gags, painful dialogue and with an extremely corny and embarrassing ending.

Carlos Magalhães

Super Reviewer

Hitch Quotes

Sara Melas: You're single. Relax and enjoy the ride.
Casey: I haven'y been ridden in years.
– Submitted by Michael M (3 years ago)
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually *like* women.
– Submitted by Adam K (3 years ago)
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: You wanna jump out a plane without a chute, be my guest. But forgive me if I don't join you.
– Submitted by Ric A (3 years ago)
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: [last lines] Basic principles - there are none.
– Submitted by Arabinda M (4 years ago)

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