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Hospital Massacre (Be My Valentine, or Else...)(Ward 13) Reviews

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Super Reviewer

March 19, 2013
During the slasher craze of the 1980's, many films have come out, and have since forgotten due to the fact that there have been many other films that have overshadowed their existence. One such film is Hospital Massacre. This is a genre film that doesn't try anything new with its formula, and it is just a collection of clichés with an average plot. The strength of the film lies in its effective kill sequences, which are quite bloody, and creative. The film could have been better, but it definitely manages to be a good Slasher film for genre fans looking for an underrated, obscured flick. The film leaves a lot of room for improvement, but overall it is a well crafted horror yarn that relies on a brooding sense of atmosphere to build its tension. This is a worthy addition to the genre, and though far from perfect, it still gives genre fans something that is entertaining to check out. The kill sequences are what makes up for the forgettable performances. If the script would have been rewritten, this Slasher could have stood out among the very best in the genre. As it is, it's a good outing, and one that is sure to please the most diehard of fans. Hospital Massacre is a bit different, and does offer some tense atmosphere, which is what most films lack. However, most of the time relies on all the ingredients that have made the genre popular among fans. The film is a must see for fans of obscured horror yarns, and though lacking in great story, the gore and kill sequences more than make up for it.

Super Reviewer

May 2, 2010
No real plot, decent level of kills and violence but it's Barbi Benton that saves the film from becoming a(nother) forgettable slasher of the 80s.
August 13, 2012
A mostly forgotten (and yet-to-be-released-on-DVD slasher film), Hospital Massacre stems from the Golden Age of the slasher genre and is a surprisingly entertaining film. Its plot is about as underdeveloped as a plot can be--it features the cliche back-in-the-day first scene that gives the keys to the later massacre, but then it (unlike many of his peers) jumps right into the murders without almost no build-up or explication. But it is a fun, violent, and even sometimes creepy hospital slasher film that fits well with other classic hospital slashers like Halloween 2 and Visiting Hours.
June 15, 2012
Also known as X-Ray (currently streaming at Epix channel online and other devices) this is a good looking 1980s B-movie slasher...and that's about the only good thing I can think of to say. The acting is bad and the situations are cliched, stupid and would never happen in any possible scenario including being at work in a hospital and being completely blasted out of your skull on heroin or some sort of bath salts as the kids use still wouldn't think along the lines of most of the people who end up killed by a psycho in full surgeon gear including the surgeon mask. There are no true thrills..just wonder at how badly played the psycho versus the dame in distress scenario that plays out at one point and involves a lighter that drops out of her hands (the direction suffers terribly here and other such instances). It's mind-bogglingly bad. Yet I couldn't turn it off b/c I remembered loving these types of movies as a kid. The gore was mostly off screen and nothing too original. Other than looking almost as good as a Hollywood marquee there is not much more to say other than that this is a rare flick that goes by the numbers but is one of the very few slashers done almost entirely in the setting of a hospital. Halloween II would be better recommended.
February 21, 2011
Piemiiliigs trash gabals. Iesaku visiem bizaaÂ?ru meeslu cieniitaajiem!
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