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John Dies at the End (2013)

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Average Rating: 5.6/10
Reviews Counted: 78
Fresh: 47 | Rotten: 31

Some will find the darkly funny, genre-bending incoherence of John Dies at the End charming; some will feel its zany antics and gore lead to an unsatisfying payoff.

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Average Rating: 5.2/10
Critic Reviews: 25
Fresh: 11 | Rotten: 14

Some will find the darkly funny, genre-bending incoherence of John Dies at the End charming; some will feel its zany antics and gore lead to an unsatisfying payoff.

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Average Rating: 3.4/5
User Ratings: 6,350

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It's a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. On the street they call it Soy Sauce, and users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John and David, a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can't. -- (C) Official Site

Apr 2, 2013

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All Critics (78) | Top Critics (25) | Fresh (48) | Rotten (31) | DVD (1)

I stopped taking notes when the woman disintegrated into a ball of writhing snakes.

March 15, 2013 Full Review Source: Washington Post
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Despite its astronomical body count, John Dies at the End never takes itself too seriously, and neither should you.

March 14, 2013 Full Review Source: Miami Herald
Miami Herald
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Director Don Coscarelli isn't especially smooth or coherent, and he leans on weird for weird's sake.

March 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Detroit News
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How can a single movie contain all this awesome craziness?

March 7, 2013 Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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[It] eventually finds its own rhythm and meaningful chaos.

February 21, 2013 Full Review Source: Seattle Times
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Nobody cares about John.

February 7, 2013 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle
San Francisco Chronicle
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stands up to repeat viewings, and offers new insights each and every time

April 14, 2013 Full Review Source: Film Racket
Film Racket

Fans of filmmaker Don Coscarelli should be reasonably pleased with John Dies at the End, but your time would be better spent with virtually any Stuart Gordon film.

April 5, 2013 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine
Slant Magazine

It is refreshing that Coscarelli is willing to offer viewers something that at least tries to take the rules of cinema into new directions.

March 18, 2013 Full Review Source: KC Active
KC Active

Gonzo freakiness in such doses that cult status is practically ensured.

March 17, 2013 Full Review Source: Empire Magazine
Empire Magazine

Something so weird and off the beaten track that it's kind of wonderful.

March 13, 2013 Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

I'm not saying this film will make more sense if you're high. But it will make more sense if you're high.

March 9, 2013 Full Review Source: Movies.com
Movies.com

It's like a series of blackout sketches, some of which are entertaining. But mostly, it's a mess.

March 7, 2013 Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press
St. Paul Pioneer Press

When is a phone call from your dead friend more than just bizarre? When it's made on a hot dog. It's a hopeless mess. But, at least, for its first half, a very entertaining mess.

March 6, 2013 Full Review Source: Metro Times (Detroit, MI)
Metro Times (Detroit, MI)

John Dies at the End is really freaking weird. It's along the lines of Quentin Dupieux's Rubber, but really pushes the boundaries of absurdity. Just remember that you don't choose the soy sauce. The soy sauce chooses you.

February 22, 2013 Full Review Source: Examiner.com
Examiner.com

A confusing plot to begin with, the adaptation of the novel is a certified mess, attempting to provide blow-by-blow illustrations of scenes from the source book, and lifting most of the narration and dialogue verbatim.

February 22, 2013 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle
Austin Chronicle

Coscarelli's visual imagination is still capable of making you sit up and take notice

February 22, 2013 Full Review Source: Boston Herald
Boston Herald

...a hilarious and occasionally icky story that should hit the sweet spot for people who like twisted movies and are fed up with the Hollywood assembly line.

February 21, 2013 Full Review Source: Sci-Fi Movie Page
Sci-Fi Movie Page

With Coscarelli's kinetic camerawork and drugged-out, comic-book visuals, even the most confounding explanations are made palatable.

February 21, 2013 Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix
Boston Phoenix

By the time the boys face battle with 'thinking machine' Korrock in another dimension, it's difficult to remain invested, although hallucinogens would probably aid immensely.

February 20, 2013 Full Review Source: Reeling Reviews
Reeling Reviews

An enjoyable but less than totally absorbing linear adventure.

February 20, 2013 Full Review Source: The List
The List

Audience Reviews for John Dies at the End

Two slackers try a new drug at a rave that gives them psychic powers and the ability to combat an extra-dimensional invasion by body-snatching worms. This hallucinatory sci-fi adventure has penile doorknobs, Theseus' paradox, a monster assembled from sausages, and flying mustaches: what's not to love?
May 14, 2013
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While I respect John Dies At The End's creativity and ambitiousness, it never finds its focus. What's the point in this movie? There is none. What's the plot of this movie? There seems to be one, but in reality there isn't. It does make a lot of unexpected twists and turns that steer away from convention, but it's the film's burning desire to do this that messes up the whole thing in the first place. It all becomes a convoluted mess of ideas mashed together. The acting in this film is good as is the cast. But so much adds up to nothing and it becomes both confusing and infuriating. I do see that the film avoided having a pretentious feel about it, which is good. A lot of fan-base focused films suffer from being made just for the fans. I don't know about this one though. I've never read the book. I'm saddened to say this (I was actually expecting something of this film), it all turned out to be a waste of time. I did enjoy Don Coscarelli's first film Bubba Ho-tep, it was slow-paced and it actually took its time with characterization. It also delivered awesome b-movie laughs and thrills. John Dies At The End however tries to become the same thing Bubba Ho-tep did. A cult classic. You can tell they tried hard to recreate that feeling Bubba Ho-tep brought. But no. John Dies was fast-paced insanity that tried to shove a bunch of sci-fi nonsense down our throats in an hour and a half with generic characters and a boring story. I did enjoy some of the dialogue despite it never really delivering any laughs. Overall- The content within John Dies may be chock full of potential, but it never pays off. Knock knock Jokes have a set-up and a payoff (as does every other kind of joke). A knock knock joke without a payoff is just a "knock knock" and then a "who's there" but with no answer. This movie is a question shot into a crowd full of people expecting someone to answer it. There may be some people who understand and answer it, but a lot won't. They may say no question is a dumb one, but there are some that don't need to be answered and should just be left alone. So in general, I'm saying this movie may seem like an interesting path to wander but leads to a dead end. Letter Grade: D
May 11, 2013
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Chris Miele

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    1. Robert Marley: In your dream, the explosion became the thunder. But the dream started 30 seconds before the thunder hit. How did your mind know that the thunder was coming?
    – Submitted by Diego U (41 days ago)
    1. Dave: John and I are having a bit of a problem here. We're both seeing completely different versions of you. Now John here has eye sight problems because of his constant masturbation.
    – Submitted by Brian M (4 months ago)
    1. Dave: Did you ever shit yourself Arnie?
    – Submitted by Steve W (4 months ago)
    1. John: That door cannot be opened.
    – Submitted by Steve W (4 months ago)

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