Johnny English (2003)
When her majesty's crown jewels are stolen by a conniving Frenchman, who also plans to steal the queen's throne, spy Johnny English, a bit unseasoned but intensely enthusiastic, is thrown onto the case. Fast cars, high tech gadgets, top secret info--Johnny can hardly believe it. He may be in over his head, but his courage and dedication are unmatched--especially after he meets double agent Lorna Campbell and discovers that falling in love makes saving the nation even more exciting.
- PG (for comic nudity, some crude humor and language)
- Directed By:
- Ben Miller , Peter Howitt (II)
- Written By:
- Neal Purvis , Neil Purvis , Robert Wade , William Davies
- In Theaters:
- Jul 18, 2003 Wide
- On DVD:
- Jan 13, 2004
- Box Office:
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Critic Reviews for Johnny English
Mike Myers has worked this material to death.
There weren't enough good laughs for me to recommend it to anyone other than the most devoted Beanheads.
The spy parts aren't exciting enough and the funny parts aren't funny enough.
While it lives up to the very definition of 'hit and miss', the parts that hit are very funny.
You won't die laughing in the theater, but the filmmakers aren't asking you to, as they do in the frantic, adolescent comedies that dominate the market. It's a pleasure.
Straight from Tony Blair, English's next assignment is a suicide mission: to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Belongs on an old-time double bill, where it would satisfy, if only because we'd be into the second movie before we noticed that the first came up a bit short on laughs.
In spite of some wince-inducing bathroom humor, and jokes you can see coming from a mile away, this turns out be a very funny romp indeed.
Johnny English doesn't work as a spoof of the spy genre, and moreover, as you watch Atkinson at work, you begin to notice how easy this is for him -- too easy, in fact.
Super predictable - a damn shame. Atkinson deserves the right vehicle but unless you already love him, he cannot transcend this vehicle.
At best a spotty spy spoof with little to say about the genre beyond what Mike Myers already accomplished in 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery' (and wrecked in its two dreadful sequels).
While Atkinson thankfully gets to repeat the physical humor of Bean, Johnny English wallows in the gross-out antics of the Austin Powers flicks but has none of their energy or inventiveness.
Audience Reviews for Johnny English
An extended Barclay Card ad circa 1994 or thereabouts. It's not bad as it goes but Rowan Atkinson is funnier than this. Give me Blackadder over Mr. Bean any day of the week. I think what people from outside the UK don't realise is that he was doing this kind of stuff years before the films and so to us they just come across as out of date poor copies of old material, which is exactly what they are. This is essentially Mr. Bean does Bond. The car chase annoyed me in particular, I'm sure anyone else with the slightest of geographical knowledge of London will feel the same.More
Johnny English is a horrible attempt at doing yet another parody of James Bond. The genre had been parodied with the superior Austin Powers, but it seems like they needed yet another spoof flick to make a bit more money. This film fails at delivering effective laughs. Rowan Atkinson is tiresome and boring here, and you can see the career of a once great comedian fall apart on-screen. Atkinson has created one of comedies greatest characters with Mr. Bean. However with this film, he delivers a painfully unfunny performance that doesn't cut it. This is a pointless film, and if you're looking for the spy film parody, watch the Austin Powers films instead. Rowan Atkinson is wasted here, and he has displayed better comedic performances in the past. This film is simply a misfire. I really didn't enjoy the film, as I felt that the joke were predictable, and overdone. This film was a letdown, and I expected better from Rowan Atkinson. Essentially this is Mr. Bean as a spy, and nothing more. Johnny English could have been good, but it suffers from a poor script, and poor acting. This comedy isn't funny, and there are more bad things with it than good. Rowan Atkinson has done better in the past, but with this one he misses the mark big time. Watch Austin Powers instead. Johnny English is a case of it's been done before, and better too.More
OMFG Rowan Atkinson is awesome in this role, he was clearly born to play this role!
Its hilarious and thoroughly entertaining and enjoyable with a great cast and a great story and awesome movie!
Reallyu worth a wtach!!
Spoof spy movie. Rowan is an inept spy who causes havoc wherever he goes. John is the bad guy who steals the crown jewels and wants to become King of England.More
Johnny English Quotes
- Johnny English:
- [concerning Sauvage] You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman.
- Radio Announcer:
- We are about to have our first French king since 1066, so we want you to ring in and tell us things you love about the French, We've had no calls yet, but the lines are still open!
- Johnny English:
- As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.
- Johnny English:
- Observe, Bough, the dull incompetence of the criminal mind. It can never hope to match our level of technical expertise.
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