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Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)

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A comedy about Keith following his dreams of becoming a successful entrepreneur, just like his hero Richard Branson. He comes to London from Leeds, becomes an overnight billionaire then an over day failure before finding the road to redemption.

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All Critics (12) | Top Critics (2) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (12)

Career lows all round, then?

August 28, 2012 Full Review Source: Time Out
Time Out
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[Lemon's] execrable film debut ... suffers from reverse Norma Desmond syndrome: He's still small, it's the picture that got big.

August 25, 2012 Full Review Source: Variety
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Full of nauseatingly puerile penis-enlargement and bodily fluid gags, the film pads out its mercifully brief running time with witless cameos from the likes of David Hasselhoff, Jedward, Jason Donovan, Peter Andre and several Spice Girls.

January 10, 2013 Full Review Source: Movie Talk
Movie Talk

In some inner circle of Hell, this movie will be for ever playing.

September 6, 2012 Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK]
Daily Mail [UK]

The emphasis on cheap sex is pitiful. The illustrative use of bangers and mash beyond infantile.

August 31, 2012 Full Review Source: Birmingham Mail
Birmingham Mail

You don't really need jokes when you've got a ginger 'tache, a silly voice and a big fat woman swearing, do you?

August 30, 2012 Full Review Source: The List
The List

Had it all been done more tongue-in-cheek, it might have worked as a rubbish curio like a more adult Spice World, but instead it's boring, offensive and not funny in the slightest. Like Spice World.

August 29, 2012 Full Review Source: What Culture
What Culture

We came to this film with the hope of surfacing with a few burnished comic pearls from down, down in the lowest common denominator depths. But we came back with nothing.

August 29, 2012 Full Review Source: Little White Lies
Little White Lies

Even the Mr Skin moments are unwatchable, and the funniest moment in the whole thing comes from a bus sign.

August 28, 2012 Full Review Source: Total Film
Total Film

Keith Lemon: The Film has no coherent plot, is childish, lewd, coarse and mindnumbingly boring.

August 26, 2012 Full Review Source: Daily Express
Daily Express

Full of cameos from everyone you'd expect, all of whom appear wooden and uncomfortable, as if they've finally realised the terrible place their unquenchable thirst for self-publicity has landed them.

August 23, 2012 Full Review Source: Guardian
Guardian

It may be the most staggeringly perfunctory piece of filmmaking I have ever seen.

August 23, 2012 Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph
Daily Telegraph

Audience Reviews for Keith Lemon: The Film

Oh dear not even the sight of Kelly Brook in her undies can make this film worth while. Just endless humour a 10 year would find hard to laugh at and smut followed by endless and pointless cameos. Barely anything of a plot to the film either....oh dear.
March 31, 2013
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