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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

Lesbian Vampire Killers

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Average Rating: 4/10
Reviews Counted: 22
Fresh: 6
Rotten: 16

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

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Reviews Counted: 1
Fresh: 1
Rotten: 0

AUDIENCE SCORE

Average Rating: 2.7/5
User Ratings: 6,194

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One instance where the title says it all, Lesbian Vampire Killers finds screenwriters Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield and director Phil Claydon plunging headfirst into guilty pleasure territory with an unrestrained, sex-laden horror comedy. The picture stars Mathew Horne and James Corden of the UK series Gavin and Stacey as (respectively) Jimmy and Fletch, two buddies who wind up in a British village with dozens of women caught up in a Sapphic vampire curse - driven by a lust for each other's … More

Rating:
R (for language, sexual content and horror violence)
Genre:
Action & Adventure , Horror , Comedy
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In Theaters:
On DVD:
Dec 29, 2009
Runtime:
Momentum Pictures - Official Site


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Critic Reviews for Lesbian Vampire Killers

All Critics (23) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (6) | Rotten (16) | DVD (3)

Agreeably goofy but surprisingly mild horror-comedy...that's several guffaws short of a laff riot.

Full Review… | March 20, 2009
Variety
Top Critic

The one dimensional narrative struggles to hit home.

Full Review… | April 15, 2010
Fan The Fire

The DVD release of Vampire Killers leaves out the 'Lesbians' from the title. Also missing are funny jokes, thrills and engaging characters.

Full Review… | December 28, 2009
What Would Toto Watch?

the only thing that made it watchable was its mercifully short length

Full Review… | December 15, 2009

Sure, the whole thing sets gay rights and feminism back 40 years, but Lesbian Vampire Killers doesn't mean to offend. It is, in fact, all rather tongue-in-cheek, very much in the tradition of Sean of the Dead or Lair of the White Worm.

Full Review… | August 10, 2009
Screenwize

It may not be smart, but under the right circumstances, it sure can be fun.

Full Review… | July 15, 2009

For others just looking for schlocky kicks, this might have a finger-clicking pace and high-gloss finish, but it's no more than a calling card from director Phil Claydon and the script, written by a pair of comedy-sketch writers, is surprisingly dull.

Full Review… | May 22, 2009
MovieTime, ABC Radio National

It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.

Full Review… | May 21, 2009
Sydney Morning Herald

The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.

Full Review… | May 21, 2009
The Age (Australia)

The relentlessly puerile, juvenile humour of Lesbian Vampire Killers makes it something of a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure none the less.

Full Review… | May 20, 2009
FILMINK (Australia)

The humour is deadbeat British, which jangles fearsomely with the vampire theme. The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow shamelessly from 50s horror conventions

Full Review… | May 16, 2009
Urban Cinefile

Let's get one thing straight. It's not drivel because of its lesbian titillation. It's just drivel. The Beavis and Butthead mentality is just another reason to loathe it, like Page Three of The Sun.

Full Review… | March 27, 2009
SFX Magazine

Grab your holy water and your wooden stakes, you'll have a good time.

Full Review… | March 19, 2009
CinemaBlend.com

The entire project is a crushingly lazy attempt to create a piece of titillating, exploitative horror-comedy that manages to achieve none of its aims. A mirthless, joyless experience, this is a movie with absolutely nothing going for it.

Full Review… | March 19, 2009
IGN Movies UK

This British comedy is all Norman and no Wisdom or all Wise and no Morecamble. I have seen Venetian blinds that are funnier.

Full Review… | March 19, 2009
Teletext

Badly written, poorly conceived and utterly laugh-free comedy-horror whose idea of wit and invention doesn't extend beyond the nudge nudge, wink wink nature of the title.

Full Review… | March 19, 2009
ViewLondon

Simply isn't smart or funny enough be a cult classic.

Full Review… | March 19, 2009
Shadows on the Wall

An uninspired concoction of overly familiar ingredients, this crude comedy seems aimed at booze-filled lads looking for an undemanding Friday night diversion.

Full Review… | March 16, 2009
Screen International

Films rarely come as lowest common denominator as this reductive Hammer parody, where wit is replaced with endless knob jokes, and where there are far more mammaries than memories on offer.

Full Review… | March 9, 2009
Eye for Film

Audience Reviews for Lesbian Vampire Killers

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It's not as gleefully cheesy as i'd hoped but neither is it as bad as it could have been. I laughed more than I thought I would. But it's extremely daring title is basically the whole tone of the film because it unfolds as something offensive as opposed to a horror comedy with some raunchy humour thrown in for good measure. Shaun Of The Dead it is not. It has weaker jokes and less wit, offered with a dull and sometimes gut crushingly badly written script. I'll probably get plenty of thumbs down for this however I do believe James Corden has some genuine comedic talent. Him doing the fat guy comedy shtick was the best thing about this film, but it was completely unoriginal and done better in Shaun Of The Dead. I liked it to the extent of a few good jokes and visually breathtaking set pieces, otherwhise in fairness it's not that much good at all. But I did laugh at the gay werewolf gag which was unnecessarily stretched, but honestly quite hilarious. Although it's not saying much, I probably liked it a lot more than most people who saw it. But narratively, it's a failure, and when it comes to the lesbians, even if your okay with the offensiveness that comes with it, you dont get much action.

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Directors Cat
Directors Cat

Super Reviewer

An occasionally funny horror comedy from the guys in Gavin & Stacey. Not that gory, sexy and most of the time that funny. Has a few good moments but had potential to be a lot better. A disappointment.

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Deano78
Dean !

Super Reviewer

In the tradition of Shaun of the Dead and An American Werewolf in London (the two films that this movie draws heavily upon), Lesbian Vampire Killers (AKA Vampire Killers in the U.S.) is a fun horror action comedy without being overly amazing. The ending doesn't live up to the rest of the movie, but the movie has a good pace that just steamrolls on. There's a lot of T&A (naturally), some fun gore (not red for a change) and a lot of silly dialogue to please. It's not particularly witty, per se, but it works for what it is. Believe me, this a far more fun vampire movie than anything adapted from Stephanie Meyer... but then again, most vampire-related movies are better than anything adapted from Stephanie Meyer.

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FilmFanatik
Tim Salmons

Super Reviewer

This is one spectacularly hilarious comedy that will have you fall out of your seat laughing. A fantastic crowd-pleaser that is just as fun and as satisfying as Shaun Of The Dead. A smart, fast-paced and wickedly entertaining adventure. A blisteringly enjoyable buddy movie and outrageous horror-comedy. One of the the most original, goofy and hysterical hybrid comedies in years. There is no possible way you cant enjoy this movie, it's just that much fun.

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allan913
Al S

Super Reviewer

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