Major Payne Reviews
"Major Payne" is a hilarious movie. While you watch the movie, you'll be laughing a lot, but you'll also see that it's a good movie. I recommend anybody to get "Major Payne." NOTE: That was my Amazon review from the year 2000...hilarious movie!
This is just one of the many fantastically clever and hilarious lines spewed by Damon Wayons portraying the outrageously cold Major Payne. Wayan's character is a one-line aficionado and he elevates this movie to a level it essentially does not earn. I won't go as far as to call this an amazing movie (because that would be stupid) but this is some of the best harmless entertainment you'll ever have from a movie. If you are ever in a really really bad mood, I challenge you to watch this movie and then afterwards try and remember why you were angry...you most likely won't care anymore. This has to be some kind of a cult classic...it's just too good not to be.
Other notable one-liners/ quotes from Major Payne:
"I am 2 seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm."
"Emily: Apparently he had a little accident.
MP: Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
Emily: Well maybe that's because he is 6.
MP: Because he's 6? Woman, when I was 6 years old I had a full-time job!"
"Killing is my business ladies...and business...is...GOOD!"
I'm pretty sure I was laughing pretty much the entire movie.
Gosh darnit, his voice is sooo annoying.