George W. Bush in the flesh would have been much funnier than this movie's impersonation.
The Master of Disguise (2002)
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Reviews Counted:25
Fresh:0
Rotten:25
Average Rating:2.1/10
Consensus: The Master of Disguise plays to Carvey's strength at mimicry. Unfortunately, the movie is more painful to watch than is funny.
Theatrical Release:Aug 2, 2002 Wide
Box Office: $40,322,713
Synopsis: Carvey is Pistachio Disguisey, a waiter who is plagued by the bad habit of impersonating the people he serves. He is constantly taking on alternate identities but cannot figure out why he feels so... Carvey is Pistachio Disguisey, a waiter who is plagued by the bad habit of impersonating the people he serves. He is constantly taking on alternate identities but cannot figure out why he feels so compelled to imitate other people. That is, until he learns that it's a genetic trait in the Disguisey family, shared even by his grandfather. When his parents are kidnapped, Pistachio realizes that to return them to safety, he must become a true Master of Disguise. With the aid of his beautiful new assistant, Jennifer (Jennifer Esposito), Pistachio embarks on his mission, portraying a variety of outrageous characters in order to get closer to the evil Devlin Bowman (Brent Spiner) and free his parents (James Brolin and Edie McClurg) from their deadly fate. Carvey and co-screenwriter Harris Goldberg use their lighthearted premise to parody any and every subject that gets in their way, from ethnic culture to pop culture. The result is a breezy affair that never takes itself too seriously. THE MASTER OF DISGUISE also includes cameos by Bo Derek, Michael Johnson, Jesse Ventura, and Jessica Simpson. [More]
Starring: Dana Carvey, Brent Spiner, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould
Starring: Dana Carvey, Brent Spiner, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin
Director: Perry Andelin Blake
Director: Perry Andelin Blake
Screenwriter: Dana Carvey, Harris Goldberg
Producer: Sidney Ganis, Barry Bernardi, Todd Garner, Alex Siskin
Composer: Marc Ellis
Studio: Columbia Pictures
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Reviews for The Master of Disguise
In just over a minute you can see everything that's wrong with this one-joke farce.
An awful, stillborn comedy assembled out of rusty spare parts from secret agent movies and run-of-the-mill Saturday Night Live skits.
If The Master of Disguise had been a free cable movie -- well, I still wouldn’t have recommended it.
The film contains no good jokes, no good scenes, barely a moment when Carvey's Saturday Night Live-honed mimicry rises above the level of embarrassment.
Lacking even a hint of humor or a watchable story, Disguise has distinguished itself as the summer's worst movie.
The only camouflage Carvey should now be considering is a paper bag to wear over his head when he goes out into public, to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers.
Dana Carvey makes a lackadaisical 'comeback' as a man of a thousand faces, none of them funny.
A calamitous attempt at reviving the anarchic, little-kid spirit of Jerry Lewis.
No one but a convict guilty of some truly heinous crime should have to sit through The Master of Disguise.
An embarrassing mess for all involved, this so-called family comedy is about as unfunny as unfunny gets. Even its fart jokes are below the industry standard.
Despite all evidence to the contrary, this clunker has somehow managed to pose as an actual feature movie, the kind that charges full admission and gets hyped on TV and purports to amuse small children and ostensible adults.
Neither [Carvey] nor semi-competent director Perry Andelin Blake have the ability to sustain a scene or idea.
The movie is a desperate miscalculation. It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny, and then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time.
The Master of Disguise falls under the category of 'should have been a sketch on Saturday Night Live.'
A jumbled fantasy comedy that did not figure out a coherent game plan at scripting, shooting or post-production stages.
It doesn't matter that the film is less than 90 minutes. It still feels like a prison stretch.
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