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Miami Connection (2012)

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Critic Reviews: 4
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 0

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The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida's narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song "Against the Ninja," Mark (kung-fu master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world's smelliest underbelly. It'll

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Miami Connection may not be a good film in any conventional sense, but it's great in countless ways.

March 21, 2013 Full Review Source: MSN Movies
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Hits the sweet spot between stunning ineptitude, hilariously dated period touchstones, and a touching na´vetÚ that gives it an odd distinction.

November 8, 2012 Full Review Source: AV Club
AV Club
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Absurd, yes, but director Richard Park and his game and guileless cast have the highest of spirits, and the nonsense bubbles like a bottle uncorked.

November 7, 2012 Full Review Source: Village Voice
Village Voice
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An 'A' because it is a true 'F'

September 26, 2012 Full Review Source: Film.com
Film.com
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This is a new low in movies. Miss it at all costs.

June 3, 2013 Full Review Source: South Florida Sun-Sentinel
South Florida Sun-Sentinel

Although we saw and enjoyed this film, the hype is where the rubber doesn't meet the road. It's funny, cheesy and poorly done in parts but this is bargain bin stuff, not exactly a challenger for a newly found classic of the genre.

March 14, 2013 Full Review Source: The Playlist
The Playlist

Miami Connection is one of those rare films where the positive energy exuded by its oh-so-amateur cast and crew starts to rub off on you, despite the fact that almost all of the basic tenets of motion-picture storytelling are non-existent.

December 12, 2012 Full Review Source: Scene-Stealers.com
Scene-Stealers.com

Ineptly written and badly-acted, it's a terrible movie. But it's also a trip, an amusing and striking acid flashback to the cocaine and Reagan, to pre-Grunge Loverboy-Benatar rock and Linda Hamilton "Terminator" hair, the very definition of a cult film.

December 12, 2012 Full Review Source: McClatchy-Tribune News Service
McClatchy-Tribune News Service

It may be late, it may not be the way they imagined it, but 'Miami Connection' is finally, gloriously, having its day.

November 15, 2012 Full Review Source: HitFix
HitFix

Nonsensical dialogue, painful acting, lots of strobe lights, and even more fighting -- what more could a person want? Perhaps a beheading? Miami Connection has that, too.

November 9, 2012 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle
Austin Chronicle

Love it or hate it, it's doubtful you'll ever forget it, and it may just force you to redefine your definition of what constitutes "good" cinema.

November 9, 2012 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine
Slant Magazine

Doesn't strike me as particularly hilarious or outrageously inept, just woefully misguided by individuals out to launch a nuclear bomb of positivity with their furious work, only to discover they barely knew how to turn on the camera.

November 7, 2012 Full Review Source: Blu-ray.com
Blu-ray.com

Miami Connection is the greatest movie from 1987 you've never seen (but need to).

November 2, 2012 Full Review Source: Film Threat
Film Threat

Clearly the greatest film ever made -- at least on whatever planet it came from.

September 23, 2012 Full Review Source: ScreenCrush
ScreenCrush

The most incredible 25 year old film you'll see in theaters this year.

July 7, 2012 Full Review Source: Film School Rejects
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Audience Reviews for Miami Connection

The. 80s. It's everything you want and none of what you don't. A rock band fighting cocaine ninjas. Yes and Yes.
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"Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace"
September 29, 2012
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