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Mona Lisa (1986)

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83

Average Rating: 8.1/10
Critic Reviews: 6
Fresh: 5 | Rotten: 1

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Average Rating: 3.7/5
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Bob Hoskins plays George, a tough but basically goodhearted British mob flunky, recently released from prison, where he'd served a term to cover up for his gangster boss (Michael Caine). Still willing to be everyone's doormat, George agrees to act as chauffeur for Simone (Cathy Tyson), a haughty, high-priced call girl. They don't like each other at first, but George begins to fall for her and take a protective interest. She implores him to help her find her only truly friend, a prostitute named

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Drama, Romance, Mystery & Suspense

Neil Jordan, David Leland

Mar 13, 2001

Anchor Bay Entertainment

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All Critics (27) | Top Critics (6) | Fresh (33) | Rotten (1) | DVD (24)

No wonder audiences have taken to this gritty romance as to a mongrel puppy; for at heart Mona Lisa is an old-fashioned poor-soul weepie, and George is less a Cagney rakehell than a Chaplin tramp.

April 20, 2010 Full Review Source: TIME Magazine
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Skillfully combines comedy and thriller, romance and sleaze.

March 26, 2009 Full Review Source: Variety
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A wonderful achievement, a dark film with a generous heart in the shape of an extraordinarily touching performance from Hoskins.

June 24, 2006 Full Review Source: Time Out
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It's like watching the departure of an ocean liner. After all of the initial excitement, you're left on the dock, alone, wondering what all the fuss was about.

May 20, 2003 Full Review Source: New York Times
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The movie's ending is a little too neat for my taste. But in a movie like this, everything depends on atmosphere and character, and Mona Lisa knows exactly what it is doing.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times
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In an era when movies about love almost always invariably devolve into formulaic affairs, Neil Jordan's Mona Lisa stands out as an often-surprising, multi-layered achievement.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: ReelViews
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The bracing peaks of image, acting, and narrative architecture handily win the day over a scenario that always feels more like a willfully engineered exercise than a fully plausible reality.

July 6, 2011 Full Review Source: Nick's Flick Picks
Nick's Flick Picks

The acting of Bob Hoskins in Jordan's disturbing Odd Couple tale is superb.

June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: EmanuelLevy.Com
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As a study of social façades as a means of social climbing, and as a character study of Hoskins' would-be angel, Mona Lisa excels... [Blu-ray]

August 29, 2010 Full Review Source: Groucho Reviews
Groucho Reviews

A detailed, thoughtful film that sensitively explores the emotions within its seedy, exploitative milieu.

April 20, 2010 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide
TV Guide's Movie Guide

Sublime acting all round, including a convincingly sinister Michael Caine as the big boss happy to profit from the loss of innocence.

April 20, 2010 Full Review Source: Film4
Film4

manipulates the commodities of its genre to create something fresh and unique

August 2, 2009 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com
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It's a crime film, and it can be intense and lurid, but it's first and foremost about these characters and Mona Lisa takes its time and gets to know them.

April 10, 2009 Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid
Combustible Celluloid

Beautifully quirky, taboo, and British.

November 23, 2007
ColeSmithey.com

The real drama ... stems from each character's frustrated attempt to transcend his or her lousy lot in life.

May 4, 2005 Full Review Source: Lessons of Darkness
Lessons of Darkness

it's hard not to think of Mona Lisa as a red-light version of Driving Miss Daisy.

August 14, 2004
Reel.com

Hoskin's is engrossing in one of Neil Jordan's best movies.

June 24, 2003
Nitrate Online

Audience Reviews for Mona Lisa

Many consider this the British Taxi Driver. A bit of a simplification as it deals with a man who gets involved with the underworld of underage girls and prostitution. Mona Lisa is much more a romance set against a backdrop of criminal violence. Bob Hoskins stars in his greatest role ever. Just out of prison, he gets a job driving around a high class call girl. They develop a working relationship of trust and soon Hoskins is asked to track down a missing girl. Hoskins is so perfect in this role. You can easily see him as a gruff and mean gangster, but he adds a vulnerability which serves the romantic angle so well. He also has an endearing childlike naivety. Hoskins has great chemistry with everyone from Michael Caines villainous Mortwell, to his conversations about crime novels with Robbie Coltrane. The soundtrack is ace, with the opening and closing lyrics to Mona Lisa being all about interpretation, which this film certainly asks you to find your own. Director Neil Jordan litters scenes with which allude to fantasy stories, a white rabbit here, performing dwarfs there, etc. The dialogue is funny, the relationships emotional, and the themes disturbing. It's the full package and almost unique in its tone.
August 19, 2012
kiriyamakazou

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Edgy, but in a polite, British sort of way. Bob Hoskins is absolutely spot-on (as usual).
January 12, 2009
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Randy Tippy

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    1. Simone: Being cheap is one thing. Looking cheap is another.That really takes talent..
    2. George: Some women are whores. Some whores are black. You take what you're given, don't ya?
    – Submitted by Frances H (5 months ago)

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