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Super Reviewer
½ December 28, 2010
i hope Alanna Ubach dies in a fucking car crash. i want her to be driving a VW punch buggy and for it to collide at 72 mph with another punch buggy so her head will come through the tiny windshield. and i hope she's on the way to the beach so does that stupid move that girls do where they stick their feet out the window while the car is moving. that way her legs get cut into 20 pieces by the other VW's mirror and god i fucking hate everyone who had anything to do with this shit.
July 15, 2010
I watched this movie entirely on the cast list. It boasts enough cameos that it seems like it had some sort of witty insider script that drew people in to lend a hand. Instead, it seems like it was made in the mid 80?s but with early 2000 references. There wasn?t anything really funny about it, not one witty line. And although the lead did a good job and had a certain appeal, she still lacked charm. But that could have just been how it was written. Someone must have had some friends on the inside or some odd nepotism afoot.
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