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Piranha 3DD (2012)

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13

Average Rating: 3.2/10
Reviews Counted: 48
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 42

It strains to up the gore and self-awareness of it predecessor, and -- despite some game celebrity cameos -- the result is a dispiriting echo of 2010's horror-comedy.

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Average Rating: 3.3/10
Critic Reviews: 12
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 11

It strains to up the gore and self-awareness of it predecessor, and -- despite some game celebrity cameos -- the result is a dispiriting echo of 2010's horror-comedy.

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After the terror unleashed on Lake Victoria in Piranha 3D, the pre-historic school of blood thirsty piranhas are back. This time, no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of summer's best attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Christopher Lloyd reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer and a partially devoured Ving Rhames back for more fish frenzy. David Hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of "Baywatch" to

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All Critics (48) | Top Critics (12) | Fresh (6) | Rotten (42) | DVD (2)

Tacky and intermittently entertaining is all"Piranha 3DD"sets out to be, and that is all this playfully graphic horror-comedy sequel accomplishes.

June 4, 2012 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times
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The first half of the film merely treads water in anticipation for the eventual bloodbath, and once the teeth start gnawing, it's just one laborious machination after another to get to the end of the movie, which stops without much of a resolution.

June 2, 2012 Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly
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With most of the running time devoted to setting up and over-explaining the premise, mayhem gets short shrift.

June 2, 2012 Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter
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Gulager ... mostly seems to be trying to see how much he can degrade the old Jaws formula and still have it interpreted as parody rather than apathy.

June 1, 2012 Full Review Source: AV Club
AV Club
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The director, John Gulager, has no idea how to mix his ingredients to create a savvy self-parody.

June 1, 2012 Full Review Source: New York Times | Comment (1)
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It's not outrageous enough to warrant a you-gotta-see-this-to-believe-it screening, and the gore is nothing that gore fans haven't seen a hundred times before.

June 1, 2012 Full Review Source: Film.com
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The picture's biggest sin (or biggest achievement) is the fact that it manages to be stunningly short yet still have several flat, boring stretches.

November 25, 2013 Full Review Source: Quickflix
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This brainless and soulless throwback to exploitation cinema occasionally entertains but mostly just makes you root for carnivorous fish to do away with everyone involved.

September 15, 2012 Full Review Source: We Got This Covered
We Got This Covered

An absolutely awful sequel that flushes any potential this franchise might have otherwise had.

September 10, 2012 Full Review Source: IGN DVD
IGN DVD

'Piranha 3DD' will have you wanting to throw in "Jaws" just to wash off its stench and get the last remaining bloodthirsty and carnivorous fish out of your brain.

September 10, 2012 Full Review Source: Examiner.com
Examiner.com

More fun than Piranha 3D, the original remake (if that's a thing), because it is more ridiculous.

June 21, 2012 Full Review Source: CraveOnline
CraveOnline

This sequel puts such little effort into the same basic setup that it's barely even a movie.

June 9, 2012 Full Review Source: Film School Rejects
Film School Rejects

A carnival hustle that even The Hoff should be ashamed of.

June 8, 2012 Full Review Source: Mania.com
Mania.com

While the previous Piranha movie had just the right blend of silliness, exploitation, and fun, Piranha 3DD seems totally lost. It comes across as forced, ugly, offensive, and lazy.

June 8, 2012 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media
Common Sense Media

Blood and guts are splashed around the frame, yet what's missing here is directorial authority, with Gulager a lousy gore zone conductor incapable of building momentum with easy lay-up horror elements.

June 6, 2012 Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com
BrianOrndorf.com

Witless, technically slipshod, and neither remotely scary nor titillating, it pretty much fails on all levels.

June 5, 2012 Full Review Source: One Guy's Opinion
One Guy's Opinion

...boasts a roster of hopelessly forgettable central characters and, for the most part, lurches from one poorly-conceived set-piece to the next.

June 5, 2012 Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews
Reel Film Reviews

Low-budget, softcore - destined to make a quick detour to DVD so sneaky, testosterone-propelled teens can easily subvert the R-rating.

June 4, 2012 Full Review Source: SSG Syndicate
SSG Syndicate

Piranha 3DD is a shining example of a movie so bad that it's awful.

June 4, 2012 Full Review Source: Flixist.com
Flixist.com

Takes the fun out of ravenous piranhas chomping down on naked women...

June 2, 2012 Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | Comment (1)
Cinema Crazed

With its too-short runtime, sloppy sense of plotting, and poor CGI, Piranha 3DD feels like a cheap-o, direct-to-DVD sequel that somehow got a more prominent summer release.

June 2, 2012 Full Review Source: Aisle Seat
Aisle Seat

Though its title suggests new heights of outlandish comic gore (and bust sizes), Piranha 3DD feels awfully small in comparison with its predecessors.

June 1, 2012 Full Review Source: ScreenCrush
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Audience Reviews for Piranha 3DD

Wow, I was not expecting the follow-up to the so-bad-it's-excellent Piranha 3D to pretty much just inhabit the "so bad" spectrum, though I ignored warning signs at my own risk. I found the 2010 Piranha to be a sheer blast of campy entertainment, with some world-class gore effects and a game cast. I was actually terribly excited about a sequel; I'm ashamed to admit it now. Where did things go so horribly wrong? Much like Expendables 2, the movie's tone shifts from tongue-in-cheek 80s throwback to meta self-awareness. The movie becomes more of a lousy comedy with some absurd violence rather than a horror movie with a nasty sense of humor. The entire premise is so labored, that a water park would become piranha-infested, and the characters are so unlikable; to dub them one-dimensional is to be too kind. The acting is abysmal even by bottom-of-the-barrel B-movie standards. The celebrity cameos feel wasted, with David Hasselhoff soaking up every second of desperation. The tension is next to nil and the gore effects are pretty cheesy, trading gallons of blood for ingenuity (many character deaths occur off screen, like Gary Busey's). Then once the piranhas strike, the movie just completely abandons any sense of reality and becomes a gonzo comedy of the absurd, with characters behaving like idiots from another dimension. There's even one character that gets decapitated by a simple string of flags. It's at this point that Piranha 3DD drops any slapped-together sense of purpose. And yet this ghoulish mess can only barely make it to a scant 70 minutes (good luck getting through the abominably unfunny end credits outtakes). Reportedly, 3DD had almost the same budget of 3D. Where the hell did that money go? Piranha 3DD completely misfires on every level, failing as a horror movie, a horror-comedy, a comedy, a gore movie, hell, as a suitable movie. Whatever the metric, this movie blows. If you're hard-pressed for gratuitous nudity soaked in blood, watch the superior 2010 Piranha film instead. I'm going to start drinking heavily and forget I ever looked forward to this monstrosity on taste.

Nate's Grade: D
November 22, 2012
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Nate Zoebl

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Really bad and I don't know where the 82min run time is as the credits come up after just 68mins!! The first was quite a good tongue in cheeky, B-movie horror comedy that had some thought put into it. This is a quick cash in, not funny, gory or even sexy considering the title. Avoid it.
September 30, 2012
Deano78

Super Reviewer

I actually thought this was about as entertaining as the first one, albeit just a rehash of all the elements that made the original so much fun. That's the reason for the point drop, but I'd still recommend it to anyone who liked the original and waited for the sequel like I did. It's just hilarious and a ton of fun!
September 7, 2012
jlewis07

Super Reviewer

"Double D's get in for free!"

After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.

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Piranha 3DD starts with a short recap of the disastrous happenings of Piranha 3D before plunging us into the toothsome little devils' latest escapade - mayhem in a water park. There is some backstory, but it really doesn't matter - all that matters are the sporadic chompings of individuals leading up to the wholesale slaughter which comprises the final section. For those who saw the first movie, there is little to surprise them here - a moderate amount of nudity, a huge amount of gore, a cast of unknowns, and a scattering of cameos (Christopher Lloyd and Ving Rhames made return visits). There is an attempt to recapture the gleeful sleazy trashiness of its predecessor, although I felt it tried a bit too hard, and lost some of the innocent sense of fun to be had among the severed penis sequences (and, yes, I am quite aware of how ludicrous that sentence sounds). Making up for everything, though, is a wonderfully funny and self-deprecating performance from David Hasselhoff - the Hoff lampoons his own perceived pomposity mercilessly and with pinpoint accuracy. There are some highly entertaining outtakes scattered through the closing credits.
August 1, 2012
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    1. Mr. Goodman: These piranhas spent eons in underground lakes and rivers.
    – Submitted by John P (22 months ago)
    1. Maddy: We need your expertise Mr. Goodman.
    2. Mr. Goodman: Why?
    3. Maddy: We think they're back...
    – Submitted by Corey R (2 years ago)
    1. Shelby: Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina!
    – Submitted by Neal B (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Goodman: The piranhas could become confused. Then try to enter man made draining systems.
    – Submitted by Arturo P (2 years ago)
    1. Deputy Fallon: Bring me my legs.
    – Submitted by Arturo P (2 years ago)
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