• PG-13, 1 hr. 28 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    David Zucker
    In Theaters:
    Oct 24, 2003 Wide
    On DVD:
    May 11, 2004
  • Miramax Films

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Scary Movie 3 Reviews

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Nell Minow
Common Sense Media

This PG-13 has R-rated stuff.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 2/5

December 28, 2010
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

It's better than the second film...

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed

April 29, 2009

Film4

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Full Review Source: Film4

June 23, 2008
Dennis Harvey
Variety
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Just middling funny, with no truly memorable high points and a sum impact that goes poof! before you've left the parking garage.

Full Review Source: Variety

June 23, 2008

Empire Magazine

Basically, any movie that suffers from a lack of Charlie Sheen has got problems.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Original Score: 2/5

April 1, 2006
Derek Adams
Time Out
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Zucker's slapstick may have the satiric delicacy of a chainsaw lobotomy, but it hasn't harmed the franchise.

Full Review Source: Time Out

February 9, 2006
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

As with Scary Movie parts one and two, you pays your money, you gets your laughs, and you won't remember a thing in a few months.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Original Score: 3/4

September 23, 2005
Scott Weinberg
DVDTalk.com

Fun, stupid stuff with no sense of a narrative arc or plot structure ... but hey, it made me laugh anyway.

Full Review Source: DVDTalk.com | Original Score: 3/5

September 17, 2005
Christopher Smith
Bangor Daily News (Maine)

This is just a stab in the dark, the wildest of guesses on my part, but I don't think Michael Jackson would recommend "Scary Movie 3."

| Original Score: B

September 11, 2005
Joe Utichi
FilmFocus

If you're looking for anything other than a parody clipshow, you won't find it.

Full Review Source: FilmFocus | Original Score: 25/100

July 20, 2004
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis

Scary Movie 3 turns out to be an odd combination of the old-fashioned and the hip. I found it too awkward a combination to be entirely successful.

Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Original Score: 5/10

May 2, 2004
Philip French
Guardian

This is not one of those occasions when you feel like giving Zucker an even break.

Full Review Source: Guardian

April 9, 2004
James Verniere
Boston Herald

The film's comic philosophy might best be summed up this way: If you think it's funny seeing Sheen bang his head against a lamp once, then it's twice as funny to see him do it twice.

Full Review Source: Boston Herald | Original Score: 2.5/4

February 2, 2004

BBC.com

The only thing more worn than the humour is a tired-looking Nielsen.

Full Review Source: BBC.com | Original Score: 2/5

January 27, 2004
Anton Bitel
Movie Gazette

Leave your brain in the foyer, and your taste in the toilets.

Full Review Source: Movie Gazette | Original Score: 2/10

January 16, 2004
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena

Algumas gags funcionam, mas numa razão de cerca de 30%, eu diria. Portanto, talvez esta produção valha o preço do ingresso - isto é, caso você consiga 70% de desconto.

Full Review Source: Cinema em Cena | Original Score: 2/5

January 8, 2004
Kevin N. Laforest
Montreal Film Journal

Often in spectacular bad taste, but like its predecessors it made me laugh hard and often.

Full Review Source: Montreal Film Journal | Original Score: 2.5/4

December 8, 2003
Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

Delivers plenty of decent laughs in its short running time.

Full Review Source: ViewLondon | Original Score: 3/5

November 26, 2003
Mark Palermo
Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)

The latest in this popular spoof franchise is funnier than Scary Movie 2 (which means I came close to laughing at least once.)

Full Review

November 22, 2003
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

It's time to stop, I'm afraid.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

November 17, 2003
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