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Scary Movie 5 Reviews

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Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News
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Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Stephanie Merry
Washington Post
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Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | Original Score: 0/4

April 12, 2013
Max Nicholson
IGN Movies

If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | Original Score: 1/10

April 12, 2013
Jay Stone

The best part of Scary Movie 5 -- not counting the part when it's over -- comes near the beginning.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Teddy Durgin
Screen It!

I have been to funerals a LOT less sad than this laughless 85 minutes. (Complete Content Details for Parents also available)

Full Review Source: Screen It!

April 12, 2013
Ben Kendrick

Scary Movie 5 is a dumbed down and hollow version of the franchise formula - resulting in an idiotic (and unamusing) attempt at parody that is tedious not fun.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Laremy Legel
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A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: .5/10

April 12, 2013
Dave White

yap yap yap yap yap...

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 0.5/5

April 12, 2013
Tim Grierson
Screen International

The "Scary Movie" franchise has never been known for its highbrow comedy, but this latest installment feels especially juvenile and pointless.

Full Review Source: Screen International

April 12, 2013
Jordan Hoffman

There are opportunities to have a good time with this film, if you are a forgiving sort.

Full Review Source: ScreenCrush | Original Score: 6/10

April 12, 2013
Alonso Duralde
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This is the sort of movie where you feel bad for Sheen and Lohan, because they hadn't actually hit rock bottom until they agreed to appear in it.

Full Review Source: TheWrap

April 12, 2013
Rafer Guzman
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You know that friend of yours, the one who can't tell even the simplest joke? Watching him struggle for 85 minutes would still be funnier than this movie.

Full Review Source: Newsday

April 12, 2013
Kristian Harloff
Schmoes Know

Even if you chuckle occasionally at this, it's hard to see how anyone would want to pay to see it.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: .5/5

April 12, 2013
Mark Ellis
Schmoes Know

Another pointless exercise that only served to make me deeply examine why comedy was ever funny. Next time, I'd rather just laugh.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
William Bibbiani

Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this.

Full Review Source: CraveOnline | Original Score: 1.5/10

April 12, 2013
Dustin Putman

The inexcusably desperate "Scary Movie 5" is this once-prosperous series' death rattle.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1/4

April 12, 2013
Nathan Rabin
AV Club
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85 or so minutes of random nonsense from filmmakers so clearly dispirited by their mercenary assignment that they seem to be running out the clock from the very first frame.

Full Review Source: AV Club | Original Score: D

April 12, 2013
Justin Chang
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[A] numbingly inane if cheerfully up-to-the-minute new entry in a franchise presumed to have breathed its last seven years ago.

Full Review Source: Variety

April 12, 2013
Liz Braun
Jam! Movies

You must have a better way to spend that $13.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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Put it this way, there's a spoof of "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" in which gorillas throw their feces at the wall to see if it sticks, and you can't help wondering if this is actual documentary footage of the script meetings.

Full Review Source: New York Post | Original Score: 1/4

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