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Shark Night 3D Reviews

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Glenn Dunks
September 8, 2013
When I wasn't laughing at the scenes of sharks leaping out of the water to attack their prey (in trees! on jetskis!) I was questioning the happy coincidence of a runaway motorboat heading directly towards a pier littered with flammable gas tanks.
John Hanlon
Big Hollywood
June 30, 2013
An atrocious waste of time, this "Night" is one you'll quickly forget.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.0/5
Wesley Lovell
Cinema Sight
March 21, 2013
Predictable. Disposable. Listless. Boring. This is not how you make great horror films.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
Steve Newton
Georgia Straight
February 15, 2013
The most disturbing sequence comes after the end credits, actually, when the actors are shown performing together on a really bad rap video.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
November 16, 2012
This clearly isn't a film that wants to win awards for logic, so it dives head first in to just pure idiocy, and never comes back up for air.
Michael Dequina
April 6, 2012
Never mind that the film is never scary; it also is never much *fun*.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
R. L. Shaffer
January 29, 2012
Awful on nearly every level, but wholly entertaining as a laugh-out-loud party movie. Shark Night is dumb, but you probably won't care.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures
January 22, 2012
This film falls apart in the deliberately bad character development which never quite registers as a joke but rather as a weak attempt at actually developing the characters.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
January 3, 2012
The end result is a horror effort that never becomes the guilty pleasure it clearly wants to be...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Joseph Proimakis
Movies for the Masses
December 26, 2011
full review at Movies for the Masses
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Linda Cook
KWQC-TV (Iowa)
December 22, 2011
This is a pretty bad movie that (I think) knows it's a pretty bad movie. What keeps it from being even worse and entering into the useless 'torture porn' genre is its PG-13 rating, which teeters on the brink of 'R' territory throughout.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Graham Young
Birmingham Post
October 6, 2011
A bad taste frenzy, with cameras tied to the bellies of some beasts contained by crooks in a salt water lake.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Matthew Turner
October 5, 2011
Enjoyably trashy Jaws/Piranha rip-off, enlivened by likeable performances and some impressive 3D effects, but the plot is laugh-out-loud ridiculous and there's an oddly prudish approach to gore and nudity.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Shaun Munro
What Culture
October 2, 2011
Little more than a brain damaged, irony-free, and curiously toothless attempt to retread the success of last year's surprising summer gorefest, Piranha 3D.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Ken McIntyre
Total Film
September 27, 2011
[Leaves] you with nothing more than a few poke-y moments and wistful memories of Piranha 3D.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review
September 19, 2011
... a new movie genre: sharxploitation ...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
John Beifuss
Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)
September 12, 2011
Disappointing, but diverting; I was expecting the man-eating hammerhead, but not the lecture on 'moral relativism' from the local sheriff.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Cole Smithey
September 10, 2011
Most lacking is any sense of humor or style in a film that aspires to mediocrity and achieves it all too easily.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
Bruce Kirkland
Jam! Movies
September 9, 2011
Shark Night is also not Jaws redux. It is more like a shark bite version of Friday the 13th.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Kimberley Jones
Austin Chronicle
September 9, 2011
Not content to restrict itself to an exercise in "When Nature Attacks," the filmmakers take a hard, ugly turn into torture-porn territory.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
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