Snakes on a Train Reviews

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Directors Cat
Super Reviewer
½ October 29, 2011
So many reasons to see Snakes on a Train. So many reasons it was so bad...The acting was bad, The script was bad, the effects were bad, the ending was bad. But the most dissapointing thing of all is that the reason you watched the film for was in fact bad. That is, the Snakes were bad.
Super Reviewer
June 18, 2007
There is at least some nudity to look forward too...other than that...not so much.
Super Reviewer
January 9, 2011
Nope, not a sequel to the much hyped film of a similar name, but this independent cheapo rip-off sure as hell took advantage of its publicity. It's quite a dull film really with a bit of gore now and then, but it didn't have the budget to pull off the film effectively. An admirable but average effort.
Super Reviewer
½ April 2, 2007
A cheap cash in on 'Snakes On A Plane'. Completely misses the point by simply making a terrible film with awful special effects and no charm. Often looks like some grotty backyard home video. Can't be too harsh on it though as how can one insult a film that never even tried in the first place?
Super Reviewer
½ September 15, 2006
You think this could be any good...WRONG!!!!, trying to make money off another title, shame on you.
Super Reviewer
March 27, 2015
At least it wasn't *meant* to be good.
Super Reviewer
June 1, 2011
It's so bad.
Super Reviewer
August 1, 2008
Yea it's bad but we knew it would be. I was givin this blatant, make a quick buck rip off of some other Snakes On A movie you might have heard of as a joke and fair enough, I did laugh at how bad it was. The ending is ridiculous. OK gore though.
June 7, 2007
A young couple trying to get into America sneak onboard a train. They're trying to find a cure for the woman, who has undergone a Mayan curse that forces snakes to come out of her. Meanwhile, the other on this train are becoming victims of the deadly snakes. Then the chick turns into a huge snake and starts eating the train. Makes Snakes on a Plane look like an Academy Award winning movie.
½ July 11, 2007
can you give a show negative stars. this movie had the stupidest ending of any movie i've ever seen. yes the snake eats the train. need i say more
½ May 30, 2007
Some crazy mexican lady is vomiting snakes... and the rest of the 2 hours was like being in a NAZI camp
May 23, 2007
Ha! Guess what has to happen after the release and flop of a horror-slated film? A horror film that was built to try and copy/beat it in the box office. Too bad it's just another bad, low-budget, poor storyline film. Good to laugh at, not take seriously.
½ January 5, 2007
it starts to slow and ends to stupid but it was moderately entertaining. If you like anaconda, frankenfish and the like you be content with this film. However Snakes on a Plane is much better!
December 29, 2006
The movie was not that good. Not really funny. Really strange. Kinda boring. But it all was worth it for the last five or ten minutes. That was sheer awesomeness.
Super Reviewer
March 27, 2015
At least it wasn't *meant* to be good.
July 16, 2013
Definitely Asylums worst movie, with no logic, terrible script, horrible acting, and unbelievably painful on the eyes with the "graphics". It makes it one of the worst films in history, and I know it's just a direct to video film. But come on! I've seen a hell of a lot better.
May 18, 2013
This is more like a 'C' movie.
½ January 12, 2013
cheap and lazy be would a horror film
May 12, 2012
One has not lived until he has seen the awesome magnitude and might that is, "Snakes on a Train".
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