Spy Kids Reviews
Spy Kids is too annoying to be enjoyed or find fun. From the two kids, Carmen and Juni to the thumb-whatever's. Carmen and Juni have to be the two most annoying kid characters ever, especially Carmen. Plain and simple, she's a little bitch. Carla Gugino annoys the hell out of me every time I see her in a movie, and her performance as secret spy/mom is no exception. Floop and his castle seem like they belongin a Tim Burton movie. I know it's a kid movie and it doesn't have to have an intricate plot or be smart, but I think this movie is too stupid for even a lot of kids over the age of 5 to enjoy. From instant concrete spray to the electric gum balls. It's all a little too convenient. Rodriguez who normally makes very violent, silly movies; decided to just make some very silly one's with this franchise. I will give the movie credit for one thing; Alan Cumming is perfect in his role. Even though his character is completely moronic.
"You're just getting stupider by the minute."
This was actually surprisingly bearable. I guess it helps if you don't have any high expectations. The Flooglies and the Thumbs were ridiculous and annoying and the dialogue sometimes a bit cheesy, but other than that, not too bad.