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Stealing Harvard (2002)
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Reviews Counted:24
Fresh:1
Rotten:23
Average Rating:3.2/10
Consensus: There are laughs Stealing Harvard, but they are few and far between. Tom Green's antics grow old fast.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for crude and sexual humor, language and drug references
Runtime: 90 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Sep 13, 2002 Wide
Box Office: $13,914,181
Synopsis: Jason Lee plays a well-intentioned Everyman who is forced into a life of crime in STEALING HARVARD. Engaged to the beautiful Elaine (Leslie Mann) and saving up to buy their dream house, John (Lee)... Jason Lee plays a well-intentioned Everyman who is forced into a life of crime in STEALING HARVARD. Engaged to the beautiful Elaine (Leslie Mann) and saving up to buy their dream house, John (Lee) appears to have it all. But when his sister shows him a videotape in which he promises to pay for his niece's college education, he finds himself desperate for thirty thousand dollars. Recruiting his slightly psychopathic friend Duff (Tom Green) to help him come up with some fast cash, John quickly discovers that he's only making things worse for himself. After a bumbled mini-mart hold-up and a house burglary gone terribly wrong, John's descent into a life of crime takes even more outrageous turns for the worse. After he eventually comes clean with Elaine, she hatches a plan to rob her father's (Dennis Farina) home healthcare business. As the trio breaks into the Homespital offices, a maniacal police detective (John C. McGinley) and Elaine's father both make their move. Former Kids in the Hall member-turned-director Bruce McCulloch, working from an outlandish script from Peter Tolan (ANALYZE THIS, WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?), gets solid performances out of his three leads, in addition to supporting players McGinley, Farina, and Richard Jenkins. [More]
Starring: Jason Lee, Tom Green, Leslie Mann, Dennis Farina
Starring: Jason Lee, Tom Green, Leslie Mann, Dennis Farina, Megan Mullally, Richard Jenkins, John C. McGinley, Chris Penn, Seymour Cassel
Director: Bruce McCulloch
Director: Bruce McCulloch
Screenwriter: Peter Tolan
Producer: Susan Cavan
Composer: Christophe Beck
Studio: Columbia Pictures
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Reviews for Stealing Harvard
Among the squandered supporting cast are Dennis Farina, Chris Penn, Megan Mullally, and Seymour Cassel.
Depressingly thin and exhaustingly contrived. Only masochistic moviegoers need apply.
A shambling, incoherent story ... manages to abuse both Mr. Lee's good nature and his comic gift.
Chronicles lame crimes poorly imagined, unplanned, wretchedly executed, with little wit or surprise.
Tom Green and an Ivy League college should never appear together on a marquee, especially when the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard, which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800.
Director Bruce McCulloch packs every scene with visual gags and his Kids in the Hall satiric touch is all over this movie.
It's not enough to say that Green isn't funny in Stealing Harvard -- that might leave the impression that Green simply isn't funny in comparison to other comedians. No, it's bigger than that.
A cheap scam put together by some cynical creeps at Revolution Studios and Imagine Entertainment to make the suckers out there surrender $9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life.
Stealing Harvard will dip into your wallet, swipe 90 minutes of your time, and offer you precisely this in recompense: A few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin as it is repetitious.
Stealing Harvard aspires to comedic grand larceny but stands convicted of nothing more than petty theft of your time.
This is as lax and limp a comedy as I've seen in a while, a meander through worn-out material.
It's difficult to imagine the process that produced such a script, but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role.
It's all pretty tame. The most offensive thing about the movie is that Hollywood expects people to pay to see it.
[Jason Lee] is the one good reason to watch this farce. Green is one of many good reasons to avoid it.
Stealing Harvard is an act of grand theft -- the way it wastes your time is a crime.
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