Stolen begins at overdetermined, makes a pit stop at outright sadistic and winds up in the parking garage of ridiculous even for a movie of this sort.
| Original Score: 1.5/5
The deep-rooted silliness makes it hard to take anything in the film seriously. But at least it has the decency never to ask us to.
| Original Score: C-
In Stolen, [Cage] steals away with nothing; he's simply stalled out.