Stuck on You (2003) - Rotten Tomatoes

Stuck on You (2003)



Critic Consensus: An unusually sweet and charming comedy by the Farrelly brothers. Fans may miss the distinct lack of bodily fluids though.

Movie Info

Bob and Walt Tenor are small-town legends who excel at sports, and who are the proud owners of a fast-food restaurant where their four hands work the grill at lightning speed. When the acting bug bites Walt, he convinces Bob to honor their childhood pact to never hold back the other, and the brothers head west for the bright lights of Hollywood. Bob and Walt make fast friends with their sexy neighbor, who helps Walt land a grizzled agent whose idea of a prime gig for Walt is a porn film. Things finally begin to look up for Walt when the boys encounter legendary diva--and Academy Award winning actress--Cher. Looking to sabotage her new television series, of which she wants no part, Cher casts Walt as her co-star. Instead of dooming the show, Walt propels it to the top of the ratings, and the brothers became instant celebrities. But their real adventure is only beginning, as Bob finds romance with a longtime cyber-pal, and the brothers make a decision that will forever change their lives. Whatever happens to the boys, one thing is certain: nothing will ever come between them.more
Rating: PG-13 (for crude and sexual humor, and some language)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Written By: Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Charles B. Wessler, Bennett Yellin
In Theaters:
On DVD: Apr 27, 2004
Box Office: $33.6M
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Seymour Cassel
as Morty O'Reilly
as Herself
Meryl Streep
as Herself
Jay Leno
as Himself
Bridget Tobin
as Vineyard Cutie
Malcolm G. Chace Jr.
as Vineyard Buddy
Steve Cerrone
as Dart in Head Guy
The Artist Formerly ...
as Short-Fused Geezer
Leslie Monroe
as Vineyard Patron
Mike Cerrone
as Hockey Stud
Michael Lee Merrins
as Umpire No. 1
Jonathan Cauff
as Umpire No. 2
Sean P. Gildea
as Baseball Coach
Michael Callan
as Fox Prexy
Dane Cook
as Officer Fraioli
Steve Tyler
as Officer Reney
Peter Dante
as Officer J.J. Hill
Ben Koldyke
as Officer Tommy Johnso...
Jessica Cauffiel
as Bar Hottie
Roger Fan
as Executive No. 1
Jennifer Azar Burnha...
as Executive No. 2
Elaine Curtis
as Cher's Assistant
Mariann Neary
as Purse Babe No. 1
Terez Kocsis
as Purse Babe No. 2
Sayed Badreya
as Assisting Surgeon
Hillary Matthews
as Nurse's Aide
Dan Geraci
as Handsome Hospital Or...
Bob Mone
as Hospital Heartthrob
Brian Mone
as Tall Man
Catherine McCord
as Jogger Babe No. 1
Kelly Albanese
as Jogger Babe No. 2
Paulina Neely
as Jogger Babe No. 3
Daniel Greene
as Mr. Tourist
Kristen Trucksess
as Mrs. Tourist
Brian Hayes Currie
as Laughing Director
Ann Stocking
as Casting Agent No. 1
Tracy Ashton
as Casting Agent No. 2
Joe Steilen
as Casting Agent No. 3
Nate Steilen
as Casting Agent No. 4
Lisa Jouet Mosenson
as Casting Agent No. 5
Joni Friedman
as Casting Agent No. 6
Ellen Jacoby
as Casting Agent No. 7
Carrie Yazel-Steilen
as Casting Agent No. 8
Steve Cohen
as Casting Agent No. 9
Pat Battistini
as Space Alien No. 1
Doug Jones
as Space Alien No. 2
Lin Shaye
as Makeup Babe
John Woodin
as Porno Stage Hand
Johnny Cicco
as Porno Director
Rene C. Kirby
as Phil Rupp
Erica Lookadoo
as Marianna Trench
Justin Alioto
as Beaze Fan No. 1
Will Dunn
as Beaze Fan No. 2
Terry Nicholson
as Beaze Fan No. 3
Robyn MK Brooks
as Beaze Fan No. 4
Ernie Garrett
as Bar Thug
Bennett Yellin
as SPFX Man No. 1
Gregory Wyler
as SPFX Guy No. 2
Jeffrey Ross
as Beaze Security Guard
Googy Gress
as Pete Peterson
Frankie Muniz
as Cher's Boy Toy (uncr...
Gene Feldman
as First AD
Kiele Sanchez
as Pepper Spray Cutie
Lenny Clarke
as Jailhouse Comic
Michael Edward Thoma...
as Convenience Store Gu...
Carolyn Stotes
as Pretty Hostess
Anna Byers
as Cute Autograph Girl
Gary M. Baker
as Dave the Bartender
Colin Kenrick
as 9-Year-Old Walt
Dennis Kravchenko
as 9-Year-Old Bob
Galen Schrick
as Brimstone Preacher
Otis Walter Albert
as Outta Sight Singer N...
Elizardo Del Rio
as Outta Sight Singer N...
Robert F. Smith
as Outta Sight Singer N...
Jesse Peter
as Bully Kid
Fred Burns
as Street Comic
Luke Wilson
as Himself
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
as Double Bubble Castin...
Tom Brady
as Computer Geek No. 1
Lawyer Milloy
as Computer Geek No. 2
George Christy
as Beaze Stagehand
Caryl West
as Oak Bluffs Theatre W...
Stephen Saux
as Drive-By Heckler
Nancy Byers
as Gorgeous Hostess
Ricky Blitt
as Mobster
Pete Peterson
as Piano Player
Larry Grant
as Coffee Shop Patron
Tracey Ruggiero
as Barney's Waitress
Artie Granfield
as Barney's Patron
Rhona Mitra
as Bus Stop Bombshell
Kevin Civale
as Boxing Corner Man
John Mulcahy
as Boxing Referee
Peter Grundy
as Boxing Trainer
Joel B. Hayden
as Piano Bar Patron
Ashley B. Howard
as Double Bubble Babe
Monika Kramlik
as Dubble Bubble Babe N...
Tiffany Anne Marie L...
as Hottie Highlands Wai...
Ricky Williams
as MV Football Coach
Michael Burton
as Beaze Executive
Gino Torretta
as Beaze Thug No. 1
Bruce Armstrong
as Beaze Thug No. 2
Keith A. Hoffman
as School Principal
John Chan
as Incessant Photograph...
Adam Shankman
as Choreographer/Waiter
Zachary Woodlee
as Dancer No. 1
Dani Lee
as Dancer No. 2
Lisa Ratzin
as Dancer No. 3
John R. Corella
as Dancer No. 4
Tara Nicole
as Dancer No. 5
Jenni Osborne
as Dancer No. 7
Monica Horstmann
as Dancer No. 8
Melanie Gibbs
as Dancer No. 9
Kevin Black
as Dancer No. 10
Daniel Bourgoin
as Dancer No. 11
George Drija
as Dancer No. 12
Rubin Pinor
as Dancer No. 13
Vincent T. Bingham
as Dancer No. 14
Roman Lomakin
as Dancer No. 15
Ania Zalewski
as Dancer No. 16
Jeannie Mustelier
as Dancer No. 17
Jacquelyn Dowsett
as Dancer No. 18
Bob Kocsis
as 4-Year-Old Bob
Charlie Thomas
as 4-Year-Old Walt
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News & Interviews for Stuck on You

Critic Reviews for Stuck on You

All Critics (163) | Top Critics (43)

A one-joke affair about conjoined twins that feels like it bypassed the scripting stage and was filmed directly from the pitch, the comedy remains resoundingly unfunny despite the strained efforts of stars Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear.

Full Review… | December 23, 2003
Top Critic

Sweet, slapstick and crude humor.

Full Review… | December 28, 2010
Common Sense Media

In spite of a convincing make-up job and the best efforts of its cast, "Stuck On You" falls as far short of the mark as the Farrelly Brothers' "Shallow Hal" (2001).

Full Review… | May 9, 2009

When not overindulging in birth defect humor, this shock comedy divides its attention between two equally-annoying sub-themes: degrading females and prominent product placements.

Full Review… | April 22, 2007
Princeton Town Topics

An inoffensive one-joke valentine to freaks and geeks.

Full Review… | May 4, 2005
Lessons of Darkness

Os Farrelly alcançaram um estranho resultado: apesar de não ter rido uma vez sequer durante o filme, confesso que passei a me importar com o destino de seus protagonistas.

August 21, 2004
Cinema em Cena

Audience Reviews for Stuck on You

Doesn't get the laughs of some other Farrelly Brothers movies, (Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary and Kingpin still being their best), but Stuck on You displays a humanity and sensitivity that's absent from a lot of their films as they go somewhere where I've never seen another movie go: a story about conjoined twins. It's a decent skewering of skin-deep Hollywood, but ironically, it's one that never quite gets beneath the surface. The Cher bits were good, though - why did she take this role? - and this is one of my favourite Greg Kinnear performances... and if you know my reviews, you know the guy annoys the heck out of me, so that's saying a lot. A few great jokes and some funny cameos, but overall there's nothing too special here.

Daniel Perry

Super Reviewer

Hilarious! A must see!

Bethany Murphy

Super Reviewer

a massively funny, smart, and underrated comedy. in the vein of the comedies on the 90's, damon and kinnear played off of each other perfectly and the humor worked for me from start to finish.

danny d

Super Reviewer

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